"There are times when verbal ingenuity is not enough." - B. Banzai
"Nobody is nobody. Everyone has something to offer." - B. Banzai
"Remember; no matter where you go, there you are."- B. Banzai
"If it ain't one thing, it's another." - Rawhide
"I've been ionized, but I'm okay now." - B. Banzai
"If all wishes were gratified, many dreams would be destroyed." - B. Banzai
"Nothing is ever what it seems but everything is exactly what it is." - B. Banzai
"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once." - B. Banzai
"The future begins tomorrow" - The sign for Yoyodyne Propulsion Systems
Buckaroo Banzai : "John Parker, take this wheel. Just, just hold on, that's good. It flies like a truck."
John Parker: "Good. What is a truck?"
Dr. Lizardo : "Laugha while you can monkeyboy."