have the urge to get your colon cleaned without the mess?

Dedpuhl

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Helps with the following symptoms:

Headaches
Unclear Thinking
Constipation
Slow Reflexes
Irregularity
Dry Lips During the Day
Fast Heartbeat
Unable to Lose Weight
Depression
Diarrhea
Digestive Problems
Bad Breath
Damp Lips at Night
Eating but Still Feeling Hungry
Unable to Gain Weight
Body Aches
Gas & Bloating
Problems Sleeping
Irritability
Numb Hands
Nervousness
Always Tired
Poor Appetite
Lack of Concentration
Constant Sickness
Grinding Teeth
Burning Sensation in the Stomach
Allergy
Forgetfulness
Loss of Appetite
Itchy Ears and Nose
Menstrual Problems
Drooling While Sleeping
Yellowish Face
Joint & Muscle Aches



Wow. This must be a miracle drug to be able to help with ALL of the above problems.


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dolph

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Jan 18, 2001
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that's pretty funny and bad, too, considering that there are a lot of bacteria that naturally live in your colon and to flush them out would be very unpleasant for you (unless you like peeing fire from your butt ;))