Have any of you single guys bought a Whitman Sampler just for yourself but...

[StormRider]

... tried to make it seem to the sales clerk that you were buying it for a (non-existant) girlfriend on Valentine's Day? Just curious...

 

[ChrisIsBored]

you talk to the sales clerks? 😱

 

[compudog]

That's pathetic.









but...



When I was in high school, there was this girl I really wanted to date. She worked in one of those engraving kiosks (Things Remembered) in the local mall. I distinctly remember buying gifts in the Hallmark store right in front of the kiosk. Silk rose with a teddy bear balloon to maybe make her jealous, but it didn't work. 🙁 I never did get to date her, but we became friends, and I did start dating her best friend, so it wasn't all bad..

 

[Geekbabe]

When I buy chocolate I do so joyfully and proudly,of course,I buy good chocolate😛

 

[compudog]

mmmmm chocolate....

 

[Skel]

nope, I just buy them and leave... I always figured that the sales person didn't need a life story to buy chocolate

 

[KeyserSoze]

Originally posted by: compudog
That's pathetic.

but...

When I was in high school, there was this girl I really wanted to date. She worked in one of those engraving kiosks (Things Remembered) in the local mall. I distinctly remember buying gifts in the Hallmark store right in front of the kiosk. Silk rose with a teddy bear balloon to maybe make her jealous, but it didn't work. 🙁 I never did get to date her, but we became friends, and I did start dating her best friend, so it wasn't all bad..

That is actually a good story. Sad, but good. I thought those kinds of things only happened in the movies.



KeyserSoze

 

[notfred]

the salesperson's most interested in how long till his or her lunchnbreak. He couldn't care less what you're going to do with them.

 

[rgwalt]

You don't have to talk to the clerk. Remember, you'll probably never see that person again.

Ryan

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: rgwalt
You don't have to talk to the clerk. Remember, you'll probably never see that person again.

Ryan

Good lord,it's chocolate! what the hell do you dudes do when you need to buy condoms or pick up a birth control script for your women?

Do you dudes not have any social skills,however ruidmentary?

 

[compudog]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe

Originally posted by: rgwalt You don't have to talk to the clerk. Remember, you'll probably never see that person again. Ryan

Good lord,it's chocolate! what the hell do you dudes do when you need to buy condoms or pick up a birth control script for your women? Do you dudes not have any social skills,however ruidmentary?

LOL! Guys are just pathetic creatures. I know, ask my wife, she reminds me all the time! 😀

 

[TommyVercetti]

No, but one time I was feeling really down. So I went to Walmart picked a big box of condoms and purposely went to the counter with a chick and checked out with it. I was thinking to myself, "I bet she is thinking that I am gonna get some tonite". That made me feel really good inside!

 

[Iron Woode]

mmmmmm..........whitman's sampler......ahhhhhhhhhh...

I just love the No Sugar Added Sampler. Fantastic.

 

[Chadder007]

😱 🙁

 

[dirtboy]

Why would I care what the sales clerk thinks?

 

[mpitts]

The first time your sick wife/girlfriend send you out to get "womans laxative" or whatever, you will never worry about what you are buying at the grocery store again.

 

[Soybomb]

Russel Stover > Whitmans

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
No, but one time I was feeling really down. So I went to Walmart picked a big box of condoms and purposely went to the counter with a chick and checked out with it. I was thinking to myself, "I bet she is thinking that I am gonna get some tonite". That made me feel really good inside!

LOL! Buying rubbers always makes for interesting conversations.