Have any of you guys accidently farted while trying to impress girls at a gym?

[StormRider]

For example, say you see some hot girls at the gym and you try to show off by lifting more weights than you usually do. But the strain of lifting so much weight caused you to accidently fart in front of them. Has this ever happened to any of you?

 

[minendo]

It was not accidental.

 

[Geekbabe]

buwhahahaha !!!! I gotta show my co-workers this thread

 

[FrustratedUser]

ROTFLMAO!

Usually those farts are LOUD too!

 

[VBboy]

You have a problem if you try to impress girls by showing off your physical features. But I guess that's why you joined the gym in the first place, Arnlod

 

[newbiepcuser]

For example, say you see some hot girls at the gym and you try to show off by lifting more weights than you usually do. But the strain of lifting so much weight caused you to accidently fart in front of them. Has this ever happened to any of you?

So what did you do after it happen?

 

[RbSX]

Originally posted by: StormRider
For example, say you see some hot girls at the gym and you try to show off by lifting more weights than you usually do. But the strain of lifting so much weight caused you to accidently fart in front of them. Has this ever happened to any of you?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: FrustratedUser
ROTFLMAO!

Usually those farts are LOUD too!

You try and impress them while tumbling on your bike....right?

 

[ElFenix]

no

 

[Spac3d]

No.

 

[HamSupLo]

I leave my mark at a weight station with a hella smelly fart...silent and deadly. And you know in a gym that the fart smell really lingers for a while too. heh.

 

[Yossarian]

WTF

 

[NFS4]

I'd just shake it off by inhaling very audibly then going AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH with a smile on my face

 

[CrazyDe1]

I've farted while straining too hard lifting...but when I'm lifting I'm not really trying to impress any chicks...I also get real uncomfortable if I know a chick is looking while I'm lifting...

 

[Tom]

That new surgeon avatar looks like Sky BLue Ninja.

 

[Darein]

I thankfully haven't had that problem.

 

[xuanman]

nope

 

[hdeck]

i don't lift weights to impress chicks so i wouldn't know.

 

[Mani]

I haven't, but god damn that would be embarrassing.

 

[308nato]

Real women enjoy a good beef so don't sweat it.

You can fart by accident?

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: VBboy
You have a problem if you try to impress girls by showing off your physical features. But I guess that's why you joined the gym in the first place, Arnlod

I dunno, whipping it out cuts right to the chase.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

haven't done that but one time i was walking down an isle at the grocery store at like 2 in the am, i thought it was clear so rip a monster fart, this thing made jars rattle. well i go around the corner and on the other isle is some chick laughing her ass off at me.

 

[Deeko]

Originally posted by: StormRider
For example, say you see some hot girls at the gym and you try to show off by lifting more weights than you usually do. But the strain of lifting so much weight caused you to accidently fart in front of them. Has this ever happened to any of you?

umm...no...I don't fart when I strain.

You have a problem if you try to impress girls by showing off your physical features.

Right/....cuz no one likes an attractive person

 

[Analog]

I've fallen on my ass while jogging on a treadmill. Quite embarassing, the belt of the treadmill spit me out and I was airborne for about a foot of the back edge. Nothing hurt, but I haven't lived it down and that was about 2 years ago.

 

[HappyPuppy]

Next time you want to impress the chicks while lifting go to the locker room first, insert butt plug, return to workout and strain away.