Have any of you ever had a romantic moment ruined by stomach growling noise?

StormRider

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For example, say you are looking into each other's eyes. Have you ever had your stomach start to grumble? Or maybe low intestinal grumbling that almost sounds like you are farting? Has this ever happened to you? Just curious...
 

optoman

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I've had it happen during the act and so has she. Doesn't really matter if the both of you are really comfortable with each other. I think it would be awkward if it was a new relationship or something like that.
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
That's when you find out if you both really do have good senses of humor:)

So true :D
 

datalink7

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No...

But perhaps that is due to my lack of ever having a romantic moment ;):p

I imagine it might be troublesome or not depending on the relationship or person. I wouldn't really care, I don't think, if it happened to her.
 

wnied

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Worst moment had to be when I spoke to my current girlfriend at a local concert, I had to almost scream so she could hear me. I was just gettting over a cold, and as I spoke to her a "Tonsil Booger"(dont know the technical name for this little white plack-ball) flew out and nailed her on the nose. I was mortified for almost 3 seconds, as she looked surprised. Then with a laugh she asked if I was coming off a cold. Next thing I knew we were jabbering like little kids and she was telling her friends she was getting a ride home with me.

...turns out she a pediatrician. Go figure.
~wnied~
 

JC

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I've had the intestinal grumblings when dealing with customers in their houses.....how embarassing :eek:
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: JC
I've had the intestinal grumblings when dealing with customers in their houses.....how embarassing :eek:

That's just the bile rising in your throat after telling a stupid AOL end user the same things you've told them 300 times before!
 

brxndxn

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I farted once during sex.. I usually do a good job of holding it in, but she was doing an exceptional job that time and I forgot about my job to not be gross and riiip! And it was hilarious! We both burst out laughing and had to stop for a few minutes.. and we kept laughing.. but then, we decided to get back to serious work.
 

JC

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Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: JC
I've had the intestinal grumblings when dealing with customers in their houses.....how embarassing :eek:

That's just the bile rising in your throat after telling a stupid AOL end user the same things you've told them 300 times before!


What's that, 'dump AOL'?

;)
 

wnied

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ever farted in front of a girl?

yup. but I aint goin there.
~wnied~
 

Geekbabe

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Originally posted by: JC
Originally posted by: Geekbabe
Originally posted by: JC
I've had the intestinal grumblings when dealing with customers in their houses.....how embarassing :eek:

That's just the bile rising in your throat after telling a stupid AOL end user the same things you've told them 300 times before!


What's that, 'dump AOL'?

;)



Among other things! :)
 

dirtboy

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Originally posted by: StormRider
For example, say you are looking into each other's eyes. Have you ever had your stomach start to grumble? Or maybe low intestinal grumbling that almost sounds like you are farting? Has this ever happened to you? Just curious...

Happens to me all the time! :eek:
 

XCLAN

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I prefer to go all out and break wind instead...that way we can get the Feel, Hear, Smell sensations goin on
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IGBT

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My hygienist seems to have that problem...all the while she's cleaning my teeth her stomach is howling..:confused: