Worst moment had to be when I spoke to my current girlfriend at a local concert, I had to almost scream so she could hear me. I was just gettting over a cold, and as I spoke to her a "Tonsil Booger"(dont know the technical name for this little white plack-ball) flew out and nailed her on the nose. I was mortified for almost 3 seconds, as she looked surprised. Then with a laugh she asked if I was coming off a cold. Next thing I knew we were jabbering like little kids and she was telling her friends she was getting a ride home with me.
...turns out she a pediatrician. Go figure.
~wnied~