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have any funny chat logs?

M

melly

Diamond Member
this is part of one from this morning 😛 and maybe it was amusing cuz it was late...

[04:16] melly says: could you imagine if i were drunk?
[04:16] melly says: jesus
[04:16] frizzlefry says: hahaha
[04:16] frizzlefry says: JEEBUS!!!
[04:17] frizzlefry says: stop drinking silly
[04:17] melly says: subjee
[04:17] melly says: is jeebus backwards
[04:17] melly says: *sniff* i miss playing those silly games with you
[04:17] frizzlefry says: hahah not it's not
[04:17] melly says: lol
[04:17] frizzlefry says: subjee is not jeebus 😛
[04:17] melly says: errrr, i was saying, SUP G!
[04:18] frizzlefry says: hahaha
 
Azim F (7:45:04 PM): this is johann
lNl II C lK (7:45:10 PM): hey sexy
Azim F (7:45:11 PM): i murdered azim
Azim F (7:45:20 PM): i had enough of his crap
lNl II C lK (7:45:21 PM): ok
Azim F (7:45:26 PM): do you want any of his stuff?
Azim F (7:45:31 PM): he has some nice speakers
lNl II C lK (7:45:43 PM): no thanks


what's funny is i don't know if he's kidding 😱
 
I've edited the other participant's name, it's just a blank line. Isn't that creative?!?
14:58:39) : i'm gonna order some pizza, lounge in my comfy chair, watch basketball/nod off
(14:58:41) : it's gonna be great
(14:58:48) godmare: lol, sweet
(14:58:55) godmare: pizza is good
(14:59:00) godmare: maybe I'll do that myself....
(14:59:09) : there's this place vincenzo's up here...it is awesome
(14:59:10) godmare: go for the pizza hut stuffed crust
(14:59:23) godmare: yeah? local pizza joints are the bomb
(14:59:44) godmare: hm, on second thought, broadway pizza isn't too far...
(14:59:45) : my friend from new york says it's the closes thing he's had to new york style pizza outside new york
(14:59:54) godmare: that says something, there
(15:00:05) : i just said "new york" three times in teh same sentence
(15:00:07) godmare: I'm all about the nystyle, myself
(15:00:26) : yeah i love that sh!t too
(15:00:37) : ahh man i'm getting wood just thinking about how good it will taste
(15:00:41) godmare: lol
(15:00:45) godmare: *drool*
(15:01:37) : i wonder what it would be like to have intimate relationships with a pizza
(15:01:42) : relations
(15:01:50) : a la american pie
(15:01:56) godmare: well, would you satill want to eat it afterwards?
(15:02:03) : hell yeah
(15:02:04) : haha
(15:02:06) : ewww
(15:02:19) : man i don't even know what i'm talkin about
(15:02:26) godmare: hmm, that'd have to be some good pizza
(15:02:43) godmare: like, hungry howies or something would just be sol aftert that
(15:03:04) : oh man i forgot about that place
(15:03:12) : is that just a florida chain?
(15:03:33) godmare: yeah, it's good cuz a large pizza is like seventeen cents, but it only tastes like about fifteen cents
(15:03:41) godmare: no, they're around other places, too
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Later, in the same conversation:
15:06:28) godmare: modest? eh, i dunno- I've had some royal screwups, too
(15:07:02) : like the swedish chef?
(15:07:12) godmare: rofl
(15:07:16) godmare: not that bad 😛
(15:07:25) : that guy is a walking calamity
(15:07:35) godmare: sometimes i sound like him, though
(15:08:36) godmare: I actually laughed for several minutes ath the swedish chef comment
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<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.
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<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FVCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS
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<ohm> damn
<ohm> FVCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FVCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FVCK
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- from bash.org
 
<ohm> damn
<ohm> FVCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FVCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FVCK
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rofl

 
Another good one (and very true, for me)...
<asr> 'fo sheezy.
<Sabboth> what the fvck does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were.
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And another good one...
<Alcaron> You should set yourself up a webcam. I don't know why, but I get this feeling we'll catch you doing something stupid. 🙂
<Longi> Alcaron: thats exactly the reason i wont set one up, the high probablity of me doing someone extremely embarassing
<Longi> err?
<Longi> THING
<Longi> someTHING!
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[02:49] <mackstann> gheeyyeyeyey
[02:50] <melly> is that like the 'aye aye aye' of ghey?
[02:50] <mackstann> haha
[02:50] <mackstann> it's "arr matey" plus "ayayaye" plus "GHEY"
 
Tue Sep 3 03:17:25 CDT 2002
Hawk|zZzZ | mackstann: make a post over at the forums and tell everyone to come here
mackstann | there will be an invasion of llamas!
Hawk|zZzZ | true, don't do it then
---| ---> narzy [~tim@12.241.196.124] has joined #teamanandtech
mackstann | speaking of which
n0id | too late
Hawk|zZzZ | lol


Sun Sep 15 02:21:34 CDT 2002
<ss59> YEAH! IT WORKS!
<ss59> WOOOOOOOOO
* ss59 (i_a_i@lc0284.zianet.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)




10:11:58 @ mns | when a little white baby dies, where does it go?
10:12:44 @ mns | heaven. and what grows on its back?
10:12:52 @ mns | wings. and what do they call them?
10:13:01 @ mns | s/them/him/
10:13:04 @ mns | an angel.
10:13:11 @ mackstann | ..
10:13:13 @ mns | when a little black baby dies, where does it go?
10:13:20 @ mackstann | gee i give up, mns
10:13:31 @ mns | heaven. and what grows on his back?
10:13:35 @ mackstann | hair
10:13:38 caligula | chicken
10:13:42 @ mackstann | hehe
10:13:45 @ mns | nope. wings. and what do they call him?
10:13:51 @ mackstann | an escapee?
10:13:51 caligula | jordan
10:13:55 @ mns | bat.
10:13:57 @ mackstann | hehe
10:13:58 caligula | ni[bleeped for atot]er?
10:13:58 caligula | oh
10:14:13 caligula | today has been a very racial day in #macintosh
10:14:23 @ mns | what else did i miss?
10:14:27 caligula | I would like to apologize to all of our black members
10:14:54 caligula | The world is changing


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I used to have a bunch more but i'd have to look pretty hard to find them (on a cd somewhere around here..)
 
Originally posted by: caramel
[02:49] <mackstann> gheeyyeyeyey
[02:50] <melly> is that like the 'aye aye aye' of ghey?
[02:50] <mackstann> haha
[02:50] <mackstann> it's "arr matey" plus "ayayaye" plus "GHEY"
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When is the wedding anyway? It had better not be in Canada, I don't think the 163 could make it there.
 
Behold the mother of all funny chat logs. She had broken up with her bf and had told me about it. Read closely and find the funny.

Girl: ...hello
Me: Hey what's up, I bet single life is fun.
Girl: lol, yea it is.
Me: what is up?
Girl: nuthin much...
Me: Its a fine night outside, why don't you go out for a walk
Girl: feeling bored
Girl: and single....
Girl: <hint hint>
Me: awww....
Me: see that is why I surf the web all the time
Girl: ...is that ALL u have to say...
Girl: ???
Me: now do you see why I surf the web all the time.
Girl: uh huh
Me: now you do it also.
 
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Originally posted by: caramel
[02:49] <mackstann> gheeyyeyeyey
[02:50] <melly> is that like the 'aye aye aye' of ghey?
[02:50] <mackstann> haha
[02:50] <mackstann> it's "arr matey" plus "ayayaye" plus "GHEY"
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When is the wedding anyway? It had better not be in Canada, I don't think the 163 could make it there.
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163?

Marriage? nevah! 😉
 
Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey


Sun Sep 15 02:21:34 CDT 2002
<ss59> YEAH! IT WORKS!
<ss59> WOOOOOOOOO
* ss59 (i_a_i@lc0284.zianet.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
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😀

 
Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey

163?
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It's a WW2 history nerd joke.

The German Me-163 fighter was very tiny, and had a jet engine that worked by combining 2 liquids in seperate tanks for fuel. Both were volatile, and did not get along. It also landed on skids.

One hit and it was a fireball.

I have a Ford Festiva which is a notorious death trap, and is just about as small as a car can get.

😀

 
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
When is the wedding anyway? It had better not be in Canada, I don't think the 163 could make it there.
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The wedding will be a few hours before the honeymoon evening 😀


Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey
Marriage? nevah! 😉
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i keel you!
 
Originally posted by: Chaotic42
Originally posted by: BingBongWongFooey

163?
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It's a WW2 history nerd joke.

The German Me-163 fighter was very tiny, and had a jet engine that worked by combining 2 liquids in seperate tanks for fuel. Both were volatile, and did not get along. It also landed on skids.

One hit and it was a fireball.

I have a Ford Festiva which is a notorious death trap, and is just about as small as a car can get.

😀
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I have a 79 buick which is almost literally a block of pure steel on wheels. Wanna have a demolition derby? 😛
 
e l i t e m r p: afk, working on my invention
n e r d b 5: invention.....uhm, whats it do?
e l i t e m r p: converts piss into drinking water
e l i t e m r p: so far, still tastes yucky
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I use this on my e-mail sig and I got it from Bash.Org
 
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