Have all women admired themselves...

[Mephistopheles]

<< who has only 2 posts?? do mods have the ability to wipe ppl away now? >>



It was Happy Kittten. And yes, the mods banished her again!

 

[Jfur]

I look at myself every single day! The weather is so nice here that one really doesn't have to wear clothes unless one leaves the house (or gets too close to the windows )

 

[yllus]

<< Well ChrictonsGirl hit it on the head. But I also answer the door when any moving man comes over, or delivery boy, in a long black negligee with a cigarillo in my fingers, and of course, the stilletto heels. Then I find myself strangely attracted to this strange man, and porn music starts playing in the background. See, who said the pictures men have of us is wrong?

Oh, and I always garden in bootie shorts and a half shirt, and drop things every thirty seconds.

>>

Ahhhh! That explained everything except the wearing only socks all the time part.

I'm not sure if I should be admitting this but I look in the mirror as well. Oh, and do kung fu moves.

 

[brxndxn]

My girlfriend always asks "Am I hot? Am I pretty/skinny/perfect/etc..."

Most times I say, "Yes, you are."

Once, I said, "Nope. You aren't very pretty and you're getting fat."

She replied, "Oh no! {Insert unnecessary panic here}"



What I don't get is why she'd actually believe me after every damn day of answering the same damn question - and I know she could sense the sarcasm.. But she ignored the sarcasm to (conveniently) fight with me.. WTF is that?