oh man, one of my good college buddies had a great one.
well, one day, his ex wanted to come to cali and visit w/ a friend (they're from MI) and ask if they can hang and out and stay at his place (we lived in santa barbara). being the good bf that he is he told his gf and oh man...she went 180 on him. from this nice sweet girl to this total pychobitch! she drove from LA to SB at 4am, started banging on his door, yelled at the top of her lungs, man it was hilarious.. he woke up and let her in, she continued to yell at him but he brushed her off cause he had an important meeting in the morning.
when he woke up she was still there so he told her they'll talk about it when he gets back. he comes home from work...finds ALL his belongings dump in the trash...goes into his room, sees she wrote fvck you, blah blah blah all over the mattress. hahaha he thought he could salvage the thing by flipping it over but she somehow managed to write on the other side also.