Has your desire to walk around naked in locker rooms increased as you have gotten older?

Has your desire to walk around naked in locker rooms increased as you have gotten older?

  • Yes. Every year I have an increased urge to show my old man body off to the locker room.

    Votes: 2 5.9%
  • Yes. Being naked in public places is a right I look forward to claiming it in old age.

    Votes: 4 11.8%
  • Yes. With every passing year I trod around the locker room more scantily clad.

    Votes: 4 11.8%
  • No

    Votes: 27 79.4%

  • Total voters
    34

JulesMaximus

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Jul 3, 2003
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Man, that's an odd question. I can honestly say that I've never had a "desire" to walk around naked in a locker room.
 

AznAnarchy99

Lifer
Dec 6, 2004
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I still don't understand this. You also have the guys spreading their cheeks to the wall air dryer.
 

[DHT]Osiris

Lifer
Dec 15, 2015
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Relevant:
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NetWareHead

THAT guy
Aug 10, 2002
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I still don't understand this. You also have the guys spreading their cheeks to the wall air dryer.

Lol I always thought this was wierd until I tried it one time. Feels good to put away non-clammy balls when pulling up your underwear. Now whenever I shower at home I blow dry my asscrack and taint.
 

who?

Platinum Member
Sep 1, 2012
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Older men may not care anymore or maybe they got used to it when they had to shower naked after physical education class in junior high school.
 

shortylickens

No Lifer
Jul 15, 2003
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Not even a little.

Fun Fact: Most women dont know anything about this, and are usually shocked to hear it.
 

Drako

Lifer
Jun 9, 2007
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Fungus and bacteria. Nothing good comes from those. Stay out of the locker room.
 

ch33zw1z

Lifer
Nov 4, 2004
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No, no....no.

I used to go to the gym a lot. This was terrible, old dudes carrying a towel while walking around naked and showering. Seriously...wtf
 

Exterous

Super Moderator
Jun 20, 2006
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Fun Fact: Most women dont know anything about this, and are usually shocked to hear it.

Shocked about what? That we don't have lingerie pillow fights in our locker rooms like they do? (As I've learned from watching many 4-8 minute documentaries on the subject)
 

NuclearNed

Raconteur
May 18, 2001
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A few years ago I was in the gym locker room getting changed to work out. A local older politician strolled straight out of the shower, still dripping wet, came over to me, shook my hand, and asked me for my vote.
 

dud

Diamond Member
Feb 18, 2001
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A very strange question to ask ... even for this place.
 

cbrunny

Diamond Member
Oct 12, 2007
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"desire" - no

"do it anyway because I'm an adult" - sure

I'm not overtly dangling my bojangles around. There's no breeze coming from my direction. Do I care less if someone sees the gift? Absolutely.
 

WelshBloke

Lifer
Jan 12, 2005
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"desire" - no

"do it anyway because I'm an adult" - sure

I'm not overtly dangling my bojangles around. There's no breeze coming from my direction. Do I care less if someone sees the gift? Absolutely.
Yeah. If I'm getting changed, I'm getting changed not doing some bizarre dance involving my clothing and a towel. At some point between shower and being dressed there's going to be some flappage, you don't have to look!