Jedi's are not allowed to love right? They can't have relationships because that could lead to jealousy and jealousy leads to anger. And anger leads to hatred. And hatred leads to the dark side.
So, that means you have lot of horny Jedi men and women out there.
I can imagine the following scenerio:
Jedi Master: Ah, my young Padawan, I've noticed you were holding your light saber incorrectly during this morning's training session.
Padawan: Master Bates! I didn't see you there. How was I holding it wrong? I'll go get my light saber and you can instruct me on the correct way to hold it.
Jedi Master: No need to retrieve your light saber -- it would take too long. As a Jedi, we sometimes have to make do with what we have at hand. Come here, pretend this is your light saber.
Padawan: But Master Bates, is this appropriate?
Jedi Master: Just grasp it in your hands, Young Padawan.
Padawan: Well, okay....
Jedi Master: Ahhhh, that feels good. Do you not feel the force within it?
Padawan: Yes, I feel it throbbing in my hands...
Jedi Master: Work it up and down to get a feel for it....
And so on. Do you think something like this has ever happened to the Jedi Order?
So, that means you have lot of horny Jedi men and women out there.
I can imagine the following scenerio:
Jedi Master: Ah, my young Padawan, I've noticed you were holding your light saber incorrectly during this morning's training session.
Padawan: Master Bates! I didn't see you there. How was I holding it wrong? I'll go get my light saber and you can instruct me on the correct way to hold it.
Jedi Master: No need to retrieve your light saber -- it would take too long. As a Jedi, we sometimes have to make do with what we have at hand. Come here, pretend this is your light saber.
Padawan: But Master Bates, is this appropriate?
Jedi Master: Just grasp it in your hands, Young Padawan.
Padawan: Well, okay....
Jedi Master: Ahhhh, that feels good. Do you not feel the force within it?
Padawan: Yes, I feel it throbbing in my hands...
Jedi Master: Work it up and down to get a feel for it....
And so on. Do you think something like this has ever happened to the Jedi Order?
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