Has God ever spoken to you?

[MercenaryForHire]

Nobody understands why, what the hell
They say things like "Who made you God?"
I say, "Well, I figured I must be God,
When I was praying and a bell went off
In my head that said
'Hey, you're talking to yourself!
Asshole!'"

- M4H

 

[Journer]

if heaven is an 8yr old boy....and the ladder is my penis...

/southpark

 

[DrPizza]

How come:

Today - "God spoke to me and said I need to..." = schizophrenic
2000 years ago - "God spoke to me and said I need to..." = All hail the prophet!

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
How come:

Today - "God spoke to me and said I need to..." = schizophrenic
2000 years ago - "God spoke to me and said I need to..." = All hail the prophet!

Science.

 

[iRONic]

He spoke to me once.

"It's raining, dumbass! Turn your windsheild wipers on."

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: iRONic
He spoke to me once.

"It's raining, dumbass! Turn your windsheild wipers on."

God obviously doesn't talk to goku.

 

[iRONic]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit

Originally posted by: iRONic
He spoke to me once.

"It's raining, dumbass! Turn your windsheild wipers on."

God obviously doesn't talk to goku.

'Zactly...

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
How come:

Today - "God spoke to me and said I need to..." = schizophrenic
2000 years ago - "God spoke to me and said I need to..." = All hail the prophet!

Because 2000 years ago schizophrenia had not been diagnosed. They're the same mentally ill people, just the names have changed.

 

[stars]

When he spoke to me he mentioned that others would lie about him speaking with them. He then told me Bill Gates was indeed the devil and to kill all people with blonde hair and blue eyes.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

God spoke to me.

He told me to pick AMD over Intel and so I have an Opteron system. God also told me to buy a 7800GT and not wait for the X1800.

 

[RichUK]

Yes, many times.

What did he say to me, you ask?

 

[TheChort]

Originally posted by: DrPizza
How come:

Today - "God spoke to me and said I need to..." = schizophrenic
2000 years ago - "God spoke to me and said I need to..." = All hail the prophet!

I'd say it's a little more complicated than that
You make it sound like people 2000 years ago had no ability to think for themselves, with or without science

 

[Nocturnal]

Does anyone have any links to sites that speculate on perhaps that those in the olden age who in the bible state that they've spoken to Christ may have had schizophrenia?

 

[fishface313]

Originally posted by: George P Burdell
A friend of mine has turned religious after claiming that God talks to her. I was at a loss of words, mainly because she's never been religious.

Now I think it's fine if someone talks to God, but I draw the line at God talking back. What do I say to her?

edit for poll

tell her that when jesus comes back...you will kill him again!

 

[Pepsi90919]

don't you mean G-d

 

[randay]

Science H. Logic! You science damn people need to stop making threads like these.

 

[alkemyst]

I rarely talk to myself

 

[SketchMaster]

Originally posted by: acole1
tell her she is nuts and needs mental help

<-- Christian

and no i do not believe that God talks to people audibly, or through "feelings," or miracles, or any of that nonsense.

Then you can't really call yourself a Christian.

 

[SoulAssassin]

Better yet...I -saw- God once...and I'll never ever take acid again.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: SketchMaster
Then you can't really call yourself a Christian.

Ignorant mindsets like that is the reason why the Christian religion is crumbling.

I don't believe in revealed religion, but I seem to be rooting for Christians who at least are realistic about their beliefs. The "bearded man in the sky" ideology is just plain stupid.

 

[santz]

those who are into science and technology are usually the ones who use computers and go 2 use forums a lot. From that point to view, this whole thread is going to be one sided, comprising mostly of people who are atheists or agnostics or half believers who are looking for a sign. Still this thread is funny as hell.

BTW, god told me to write that.
cheers

 

[beemercer]

mmmm, Peyote.

 

[Rogueverve]

crap, just voted yes..

thatd be a big N O for me though. Hard for me to speak to something that I don't believe exists.

 

[Platypus]

He always tries to bum rides from me, I pretty much screen my calls because of it :roll:

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: santz
those who are into science and technology are usually the ones who use computers and go 2 use forums a lot. From that point to view, this whole thread is going to be one sided, comprising mostly of people who are atheists or agnostics or half believers who are looking for a sign. Still this thread is funny as hell.

BTW, god told me to write that.
cheers

Science and technology and those that use computers and forums have no significant weight on being one that believes in no God or unsure of one.

There are plenty of religious forums and that predicates using a computer.