I'd think that'd make you a whole lot harder to catch than just plain streaking through like so many idiots do.
Has anyone tried coating themselves in body oil BEFORE they streak at a baseball game?
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Maybe they wouldn't be able to catch you in prison, either. I mean, it's not like your backdoor is going to be lubed or anything.
Why don't you do some duct taping before you streak?
Why don't you do some duct taping before you streak?
They wouldn't be able to catch you in prison, either? Wouldn't they have to catch you first before you went to prison?
And what's with the duct tape? Is that for wrapping up the gerbil before you stuff it in there? :Q
just double-sided tape and it's shut. Just make sure you do a #2 before you streak tho, in that case.
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Originally posted by: Phoenix15
I'm going to a Braves game tonight.
I was at a Rockies game with a friend a few years ago. and the braves were up to bat and all of a sudden everybody starts yelling and cheering. my friend and I were like what the hell the dude is just walikng up to the plate. then we saw this naked dude tearing ass through out field with Dante Bichette running away from him....
Security guards had too missed tackles then one security guard made an awesome open field tackle that would have made a NFL defensive coach proud!
Damn it was the funniest thing, everybody had tears in their eyes from laughing so hard and seeing Bichette running away looking over his shoulder still cracks me up...
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