has anyone Touched one??

[syconub]

has anyone touched a raccoon???? they are so scary..and only come out at night and have

 

[Grey]

grandfather used to nurse injured ones back to health for the county. Most were insane when they got healthier.

 

[Baked]

Got no racoons around where I live even though I live next to a large park. We got lots skunks roaming around though.

 

[jst0ney]

No raccoon's here

 

[Literati]

I've touched a raccoon once, it was a long time ago and I was drunk.

It turns out she was underage and showed me a fake ID. Her father was not happy.

I was summoned to the den to fight her father to the death.

She is now fatherless and my dog has a really fashionable hat that he shows to all his friends.

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: MantisFistMonk
I've touched a raccoon once, it was a long time ago and I was drunk.

It turns out she was underage and showed me a fake ID. Her father was not happy.

I was summoned to the den to fight her father to the death.

She is now fatherless and my dog has a really fashionable hat that he shows to all his friends.

 

[BannedTroll]

I had one as a pet when I was young.

 

[PoPPeR]

no. My freakin dogs are scared of the gigantic racoons around here. If my dogs are scared, then so am I

 

[CrackRabbit]

Does running one over count?

 

[Literati]

neonerd, that is a completely true story.

 

[Kalvin00]

Yes, after I blew its guts out with a 300 savage..

 

[PrinceofWands]

Originally posted by: syconub
has anyone touched a raccoon???? they are so scary..and only come out at night and have

My arrow touched one after it got into a fight with my cat. I didn't touch it though, just picked it up by the arrow and threw it all away.

 

[DrPizza]

Yep.
Gonna get one mounted for the den one of these days.

 

[syconub]

:camera:'s?

 

[Tremulant]

A bird flew under the front passenger side of my car once when I was doing about 30mph. I ran over the bird and it died.

Does that count?

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: syconub
has anyone touched a raccoon???? they are so scary..and only come out at night and have

I guess the racoons around here did not read your post. They DO come out in the daytime especially if you leave dog or cat food out.

 

[Colt45]

I don't think they live here. I've seen them in the zoo though

skunks and porcupines are a different story though. they live!

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

7/10.

 

[syconub]

neonerd...you thread stealer. it was my idea to trick people into thinking it was about "bewbiez" quote from neonerd.

 

[bunker]

With some thick ass leather gloves. Caught one in my uncle's attic in a trap. Had a piece of carpeting under the trap to catch any excrement. Dumbass thought it'd be nice to tangle his leg up in that carpet so I had to untangle him before I could release him.

Edit: oh, was this a parody thread? I first time on this weekend

 

[jadinolf]

These parody folks are getting good.

 

[jlee]

To actually follow the topic of the thread, even though it's pointless, being what it is an dall...but my sisters & mother & brother held some baby racoons, and they (my family) had to be vaccinated for rabies after one of the racoons died from it..heh

 

[shilala]

My brother and I had a pet raccoon. He turned into a nasty little bastard and we were glad when he finally left for good.
A few years ago, a couple kits wandered up in my yard during the middle of the day. They obviously lost their way, so I gathered them up and called a buddy who used to have a permit for raising/rehabbing them.
They're cute as the dickens when they're little but they're meaner than my old lady when they grow up.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Had one as a pet.

Able to figure out a slide bolt and a simple 3 number combo lock to her cage.