Has anyone here ever encountered an Alien?

[Ready]

Did you see one flying in the sky?
Where you abducted?
Where you probed?
I

 

[Linflas]

I'm married to one. She even has a card that says she is a legal resident.:Q

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Linflas
I'm married to one. She even has a card that says she is a legal resident.:Q

LOL

Cheers Linflas :beer:

 

[shiner]

I met one in a bar once....didn't know it until the next morning though.

 

[Ready]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
I met one in a bar once....didn't know it until the next morning though.

Did it have 3 boobs?

 

[IHYLN]

i have one who delivers my pizza, aliens are so nice.

 

[shiner]

Originally posted by: Ready

Originally posted by: shinerburke
I met one in a bar once....didn't know it until the next morning though.

Did it have 3 boobs?

IT might have....I woke up and snuck out before IT woke up.

 

[dighn]

it tried to eat my face

 

[So]

There are a buch the go around cutting crop circles in my neighbor's lawns, they're not very good at it though, as they cut all the grass, so we can't tell what message they're leaving.

 

[nitsuj3580]

I saw Sam Cassell in person.

 

[isasir]

Originally posted by: So
There are a buch the go around cutting crop circles in my neighbor's lawns, they're not very good at it though, as they cut all the grass, so we can't tell what message they're leaving.

Yeah, the ones near me cut crop squares though, which usually are the same size as my lawn. Hmmm, perhaps it was two isosceles triangles.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: isasir

Originally posted by: So
There are a buch the go around cutting crop circles in my neighbor's lawns, they're not very good at it though, as they cut all the grass, so we can't tell what message they're leaving.

Yeah, the ones near me cut crop squares though, which usually are the same size as my lawn. Hmmm, perhaps it was two isosceles triangles.

They're very good at disguising their space ships as beaten up pickup trucks though

 

[RussianSoldier]

I have these aliens that can jump 15 feet onto my roof, but they don't know how to get out of a locked room, and water is like acid to them...

 

[RussianSoldier]

Originally posted by: Ready
Did you see one flying in the sky?
Where you abducted?
Where you probed?
I

I think ready has a sexual fantasy involving aliens...

 

[Ready]

Originally posted by: RussianSoldier

Originally posted by: Ready
Did you see one flying in the sky?
Where you abducted?
Where you probed?
I

I think ready has a sexual fantasy involving aliens...

Yes, ever since I saw that spread on hustler magazine

 

[RussianSoldier]

I can't blame you, then... I was obsessed with it for awhile too...

 

[PoPPeR]

yesterday

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: Ready

Originally posted by: RussianSoldier

Originally posted by: Ready
Did you see one flying in the sky?
Where you abducted?
Where you probed?
I

I think ready has a sexual fantasy involving aliens...

Yes, ever since I saw that spread on intergalactic hustler magazine

Fixed

 

[jjones]

I've come to the conclusion that most people I meet must be aliens.

 

[Triumph]

Originally posted by: isasir

Originally posted by: So
There are a buch the go around cutting crop circles in my neighbor's lawns, they're not very good at it though, as they cut all the grass, so we can't tell what message they're leaving.

Yeah, the ones near me cut crop squares though, which usually are the same size as my lawn. Hmmm, perhaps it was two isosceles triangles.

Huh. You know, I think I have those aliens too. And when I come into work every morning, mysteriously my garbage is missing from the can, and the men's room is clean. I don't know why aliens are so interested in what we throw away/excrete. Must be some kind of highly advanced research...

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: Triumph

Originally posted by: isasir

Originally posted by: So
There are a buch the go around cutting crop circles in my neighbor's lawns, they're not very good at it though, as they cut all the grass, so we can't tell what message they're leaving.

Yeah, the ones near me cut crop squares though, which usually are the same size as my lawn. Hmmm, perhaps it was two isosceles triangles.

Huh. You know, I think I have those aliens too. And when I come into work every morning, mysteriously my garbage is missing from the can, and the men's room is clean. I don't know why aliens are so interested in what we throw away/excrete. Must be some kind of highly advanced research...

Its saves money on having to do anal probes constantly.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Just the illegal kind.

 

[JoeKing]

everyday at the post office.

 

[Beau]

Awe.. looking for a support group for people with 80' satelites stuck up their asses?

 

[ironcrotch]

Originally posted by: nitsuj3580
I saw Sam Cassell in person.

lol :shocked:

edit: this icon rawks!