Originally posted by: Number1
Too bad you are not within my reach. You would be having another one RIGHT NOW.
:|
Originally posted by: Number1
Too bad you are not within my reach. You would be having another one RIGHT NOW.
:|
Originally posted by: everman
Recently hit a golf shot in a pack of rabbits. They were fearless with big giant pointy teeth. I cautiously retrieved my ball from these beasts because they would not move enough to safely hit the ball.
Originally posted by: Brentx
Originally posted by: Number1
Too bad you are not within my reach. You would be having another one RIGHT NOW.
:|
Haha! Would it be a baseball bat or maybe just a good strangling?
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
It all happened one night while I was driving home after enjoying a wonderful evening with my pet cat. The cat looked at me and told me it was going to eat me. I said "haha, whatever". Then the cat opened it's mouth really big and swallowed the top half of my body. Then it stopped, and slowly released what it had swallowed and said "see, I'll do it." Dripping with cat saliva and smelling like rotten tuna I said "wtf h4x!".
Originally posted by: n7
Originally posted by: BlancoNino
It all happened one night while I was driving home after enjoying a wonderful evening with my pet cat. The cat looked at me and told me it was going to eat me. I said "haha, whatever". Then the cat opened it's mouth really big and swallowed the top half of my body. Then it stopped, and slowly released what it had swallowed and said "see, I'll do it." Dripping with cat saliva and smelling like rotten tuna I said "wtf h4x!".
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Originally posted by: jhayx7
Yes, when I back talked my mother for the first and only time.
Originally posted by: Britboy
Got hit by a car going 30 mph, fractured skull, broken leg. Policeman said at 30 mph its 50/50 you'll survive.
Had a carving knife held to my throat in a Chinese Takeaway after some punks got offended by my friends comments about them (I should say my Ex-Friend, idiot).
Jumped off some stairs and almost hung myself on a looped curtain cord that was hanging down, it only caught my chin fortunately.
Numerous BMX accidents and foolishness as a kid.
Thank God I have a hard head!