Harry Potter Spoilers

SirStev0

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This thread is going to go down in history as the least viewed thread due to fear of potential content. I bet even some mods won't look for fear of seeing who dies...

Are you kidding? I've already seen the spoilers again and again. Someone had to see those threads to delete them and dish out the vacations. I have a good mind to put a sticky on this thread that says "this is the *ONLY* place to post Harry Potter spoilers, you jerks." - Anandtech Moderator DrPizza
 

SirStev0

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Convo on mod island...

Mod 1: Hey who doesn't care about Harry Potter... go lock that spoilers thread. And if you even begin to speak about it... the DEATH CURSE!!!!1!
Everyone touches nose.
 

AmpedSilence

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some people (like me) don't really care. I am going to be reading the book regardless. But the again i have a wierd way of reading book anyway. I read the first chapter then the epilogue, then the rest of the book. But thats just me; I'm weird.
 

KeithTalent

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I've never read a single word of any of the books and the only bits of the movies I have seen were from trailers.

Spoil away!

KT
 

jpeyton

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Dead
Burbage
Hedwig
Mad-Eye Moody
Scrimgeour
Wormtail
Dobby
Snape
Voldemort

Doesn't Die
Harry
Hermione
Ron
Ginny

Marriages
Harry & Ginny
Ron & Hermione

Both couples have kids and send them to Hogwarts.
 

SVT Cobra

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Originally posted by: jpeyton
Dead
Burbage
Hedwig
Mad-Eye Moody
Scrimgeour
Wormtail
Dobby
Snape
Voldemort

Doesn't Die
Harry
Hermione
Ron
Ginny

Marriages
Harry & Ginny
Ron & Hermione

Both couples have kids and send them to Hogwarts.

Well that's the 6th spoiler you've posted without warning...I hope you get vacationed.
 

txrandom

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Someone on SomethingAwful posted:
-The only person of consequence to die is Voldemort.
-Epilogue cuts to 19 years after Voldemort dies, Harry is married to Ginny and they have three kids: James, Lily and Albus.
-Ron and Hermione get married, have a couple of kids
-Previously said that Snape becomes headmaster of Hogwarts, this has been disproved but its based on a line at the end of the book where Harry mentions that the next headmaster of Hogwarts was from Slytherin, so I assumed this was Snape but apparently it isn't....
-Dumbledore in fact arranged his death months in advance, so he wasn't murdered by Snape
-Neville becomes a professor at Hogwarts
 

Anubis

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tbqhwy.com
Originally posted by: jpeyton
Dead
Burbage
Hedwig
Mad-Eye Moody
Scrimgeour
Wormtail
Dobby
Snape
Voldemort

Doesn't Die
Harry
Hermione
Ron
Ginny

Marriages
Harry & Ginny
Ron & Hermione

Both couples have kids and send them to Hogwarts.

so the book spans like 20 years?
 

txrandom

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Originally posted by: SVT Cobra
Originally posted by: jpeyton
Dead
Burbage
Hedwig
Mad-Eye Moody
Scrimgeour
Wormtail
Dobby
Snape
Voldemort

Doesn't Die
Harry
Hermione
Ron
Ginny

Marriages
Harry & Ginny
Ron & Hermione

Both couples have kids and send them to Hogwarts.

Well that's the 6th spoiler you've posted without warning...I hope you get vacationed.

Uhh, he's posting in a thread called Harry Potter Spoilers. It's pretty obvious this thread will contain spoilers.
 

txrandom

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Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: jpeyton
Dead
Burbage
Hedwig
Mad-Eye Moody
Scrimgeour
Wormtail
Dobby
Snape
Voldemort

Doesn't Die
Harry
Hermione
Ron
Ginny

Marriages
Harry & Ginny
Ron & Hermione

Both couples have kids and send them to Hogwarts.

so the book spans like 20 years?

After the main story ends, it tells what happens 16 or so years after.
 

jpeyton

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Originally posted by: SVT Cobra
Well that's the 6th spoiler you've posted without warning...I hope you get vacationed.
It says "spoilers" right in the thread title.

The real Potter fanatics already stopped browsing social websites as soon as the book was leaked.
 

BrownTown

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so have yall actually figured out WHO kills them yet? The scans of the book make me go freakin crosseyesd.

EDIT: oh yeah, what abotu snape, good or bad?
 

blamb425

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I read the whole spoiler book, and I have NO DOUBT WHATSOEVER that it is not fake. I firmly believe that it is real. However, if I ever find the guy whp posted them, I'm going to rip his throat out. (Yes, I know I read it, but that doesn't give him the right to infringe and spoil) No way. I'm not sh****** you guys. But that's what I believe..


EXTREME SPOILERS AHEAD, BE AWARE

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Snape? Good. Killed by Voldy to get the Elder Wand

Voldy killed by Harry with Elder Wand

hedwig killed by Death Eaters

The trio does NOT die...well obviously they HAVE to die, but they aren't killed

There is a Stone of Resurrection.

The ending talks about the trio and ginny when they grow up, and when their kids first go off to hogwarts

Dumbledore and Sirius do not come back

Snape momentarily becomes the Headmaster of Hogwarts

RAB is Regulus black

The "symbol" is Grindelwald's symbol

The last word is no longer scar, but "well"

moody is killed off near the beginning, voldy sends a killing curse at mundungus, who is a coward and disapparates, and the curse hits moody

george loses an ear

 

Dumac

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SPOILERS

* Burbage dies on pg. 12
* Hedwig dies on pg. 56
* Mad-Eye dies on pg. 78
* Scrimgeour dies on pg. 159
* Wormtail dies on pg. 471
* Dobby dies on pg. 476
* Snape dies on pg. 658
* Fred Weasley dies on pg. 637
* Harry dies on pg. 704
...just kidding, he comes back to life on pg. 724
* Tonks, Lupin, and Colin Creevy have their deaths confirmed on pg. 743

19 years after the events in the book:

* Ron has married Hermione, their two children are named Rose and Hugo
* Harry has married Ginny, their three children are named Lily, James, and Albus Severus.
* Draco Malfoy has a son named Scorpius

The epilogue shows all of the children boarding the train for Hogwarts together.

The final lines of the book are, "The scar had not pained Harry for 18 years. All was well."
Plot Spoilers:
Part of Voldemort's soul was implanted into Harry whenever he used Ara Kadvara on him when he was a baby. Harry then sacrifices himself Lily Potter style, which allows him to kill Voldemort without killing himself. He also has a stone to bring him back to life and an uber wand.

Voldemort kills Snape.
 

olds

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Originally posted by: SirStev0
This thread is going to go down in history as the least viewed thread due to fear of potential content. I bet even some mods won't look for fear of seeing who dies...

We don't have any 10 year old Mods.

 

SVT Cobra

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Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Originally posted by: SirStev0
This thread is going to go down in history as the least viewed thread due to fear of potential content. I bet even some mods won't look for fear of seeing who dies...

We don't have any 10 year old Mods.

Hey that's not fair, plenty of older people read the book, including me. :eek: