Harmodding Ass!!!

nvfx

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With a radius of the ditch about 0.5 inch, diameter of 1. inch. How can one possiblity HardMod it to create a Black Hole.

Or make it a living room for 2 people!!!!

Should you buy a multiple rendering finger techniques or doing the famous Hard Stick Mod.

don't try this at home
 

PliotronX

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It sounds like you want to make a crater in your living room. Well, you can start by Googling for "atom bomb" and the rest will take care of itself.

P.S. hardmodding ass is illegal in 9 states I think.
 

Modeps

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people are really weird. now I know why I stay home with my wife on Fridays instead of going out to the bars.
 

NuclearNed

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For a minute I thought my comprehension module was on the blink.

I'm glad nobody else knows what he's talking about.
 

Mookow

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Originally posted by: NuclearNed
For a minute I thought my comprehension module was on the blink.

I'm glad nobody else knows what he's talking about.

It may be the Return of Duck Nuts.
 

3chordcharlie

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No matter how many fingers you use you arne't getting two people inthere.

Stop before you hurt yourself :p
 

nvfx

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I finally got the problem fixed, i just ordered some thermal Poop from www.KNEWEGG.com and applied on the Hole, had to be careful since it was Silver poop and so electrically Conductive, i used caution not to slide the Poop to the "external Pipeline", otherwise i would have started to fabricate the pipeline extracting out any dirt inside the so called "Dick Pipeline".

That didnt happen though, the Pipeline threw a bulk of Thick and Dense Poop rated at about 5.81 mKW, that number is higher than the AS5 so i used the extracted poop to fabricate the Black Hole.

Step II:

Explode a grenade near the ENTER point, the thermal poop conducts alot of heat, melts the Walls of the Ass making it BIG. Quickly launch a few guys through the Hole before it goes normal.