Harley Quinn (non-kid) cartoon: Batman not allowed to lick Catwoman during sex

JEDI

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Harley Quinn creators say DC won't let Batman go down on Catwoman (avclub.com)

they were told “you absolutely cannot do that” when they tried to include a scene in the show’s third season that involved a Batman and Catwoman having sex. Here’s the full quote, because anything else won’t do it justice:

...we had a moment where Batman was going down on Catwoman. And DC was like, “You can’t do that. You absolutely cannot do that.” They’re like, “Heroes don’t do that.” So, we said, “Are you saying heroes are just selfish lovers?” They were like, “No, it’s that we sell consumer toys for heroes. It’s hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone.”
WTFbbq?! :confused:o_O
 
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DigDog

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...we had a moment where Batman was going down on Catwoman. And DC was like, “You can’t do that. You absolutely cannot do that.” They’re like, “Heroes don’t do that.” So, we said, “Are you saying heroes are just selfish lovers?” They were like, “No, it’s that we sell consumer toys for heroes. It’s hard to sell a toy if Batman is also going down on someone.”


WTFbbq?! :confused:o_O
yeah well, that sounds very reasonable, actually.

see, violence, more so when it's people in costume vs other people in costume, needs to be thoroughly appreciated in its fullest to be seen as "violence". You really need to sit down to a show and watch a lot of it to be able to tell if it's violent or not.
House Of Cards is an incredibly violent show, but you won't get that from watching it casually.

Sex .. well, all you need is a quick glance at the TV. If person A is touching the boobies of person B, NO MATTER THE CONTEXT, it's sex.

Also, we are totally ok with cartoon violence. By which i mean, both actual cartoons, and anything which is "unrealistic". Superman can punch the Hulk without any moral issues, regardless of the fact that the same punch would have murdered a normal human.
 
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I saw this earlier after clicking a Twitter link and seeing DJ Khaled (?) being compared to Batman was trending and was like...what? Basically it was people making fun of the dude because he's afraid to eat pussy and linking it with DC telling them they couldn't have Batman going down on Catwoman.
 

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They should do it, and call the episode Catwoman spreads for Bat C-19 (C for cunnilingus)

But yeah, these types of decisions over merch have long been a driving force. The new He-Man show reminded me that those were going to be Conan merch, until the movie turned out to have an X rating before heavy editing. And was still waaay too adult to sell kids toys.
 

ch33zw1z

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Pretty funny tho. Make an adult version but have to leave the sex stuff out cuz Americans are so hung up on it.
 

dank69

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ultimatebob

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So, Batman being a selfish lover is somehow supposed to convince me to buy more Batman toys?

If anything, it just shows me that Batman isn't the REAL hero that Gotham needs. REAL heroes eat ass and LIKE it!
 
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Fritzo

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On a side note, if you get a chance to check out the Harley Quinn series on HBO Max- DO IT. Show is downright hilarious!
 

K1052

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For a nation so uptight about oral sex everybody weird how everybody seems to want it constantly.

Edit: on further consideration yea it's just a bout the BJs and most men don't want to do their part
 

shortylickens

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this is why blondes should be seen and not heard.

theres way more germs and way worse germs on the floor than on the average human butthole. Also, with the exception of myself, most humans dont go around licking random buttholes. They lick very specific buttholes at very specific times, like immediately after a shower. And aside from the grossest German porn, they dont have group asshole licks with strangers.

unrelated: theres almost no diseases which can spread via toilet seat. but most bathrooms have those weird paper circles anyway.
 

shortylickens

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This is America. You can have violence in buckets, but you cannot condone sex.

The documentary "This Film is Not Yet Rated" covers a lot of that topic. With the MPAA, you are much more likely to get an NC-17 if a woman experiences pleasure. More likely to get an R if its just men experiencing pleasure. The film "Boys Dont Cry" had a cunnilingus scene which needed severe cutting before they let them have an R. The scene were whats-her-face gets her brains splattered on the wall was just fine.
 
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