Hardee's Unveils New Monster Thickburger

purbeast0

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man i wish there was a hardees near me. the only one is on the way to my sisters college, like an hour and a half away. i had this burger there (i forget the name of it) that had a hamburger, bacon, cheddar cheese, barbecue sauce, and then under the actual patty it had these little onion ring strip type things ... man oh MAN that is the BEST burger I have ever had a fast food joint.
 

Actaeon

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Even before the new Monster Thickburger, the chain offered five sandwiches with 1,000 calories or more, and eight overall that have more calories than what was once the big-burger standard ? McDonald's 600-calorie Big Mac.

:Q
 

TheAudit

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Get the burger, large fries and a extra large shake and you are all set for the fat kingdom.
 

NuclearNed

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I wonder if they can deep-fry it if you ask. And give me a side of butter... REAL butter. To go.
 

shenaniganz

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Ya, I'll take the $5.50 gut-rot on a bun, make it a meal, super size it. Diet Coke for my drink--I'm trying to lose weight.
 

Spikesoldier

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Originally posted by: shenaniganz
Ya, I'll take the $5.50 gut-rot on a bun, make it a meal, super size it. Diet Coke for my drink--I'm trying to lose weight.

only in america!
 

K1052

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Originally posted by: GTaudiophile
They should rename it, "The take a week off of your life burger."

To quote Denis Leary:

"Well, it's the 10 WORST years, isn't it folks? It's the ones at the end! It's the wheelchair, kidney dialysis, adult diaper fvcking years! You can HAVE those years! We don't want 'em. "

:p
 

Fausto

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Originally posted by: TheAudit
Great rid of the bread so it's low in carbs!
With all that fat, you could pour a cup of cane sugar on it and it'd still be relatively "low-carb". :p

 

nakedfrog

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Hey, that commercial could get me to buy almost anything ;)

Originally posted by: LeonarD26
I've had bigger.....
Must resist urge... to add quote to sig... out of context... argggh...
 

halik

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Originally posted by: Fausto
That's just fscking disgusting.

I see Super-Size Me II coming soon. :p

damn,
how long till they collect enough statistical evidence to calculate the exact amount of time each one of those things take off your life expectancy.?

They should sell those with biggie fries and a liter o cola and cal it the happy angioplasty meal

 

jkj

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hearts and arteries across america quiver in fear. Seriously though food this bad for you should be regulated and taxed accordingly like alcohol and tobacco.
 

Originally posted by: jkj
hearts and arteries across america quiver in fear. Seriously though food this bad for you should be regulated and taxed accordingly like alcohol and tobacco.
Yes, please let us live in a nanny state that regulates what I can eat. :roll: