Hard money slow

Goosemaster

Lifer
Apr 10, 2001
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Hi

I want all of you to tell me how pristine and picture-prefect my little scheme will be.

AIM: $4.56

Source of revenue:

Pawning dwarfs at Disney world to Pervs for .005¢ per pound but secretly conspiring with the FBI on the side for 20¢/day.

I can't believe I got them to go as high as the Venezulan minimum wage! I am practically robbing them blind:laugh::beer:

Hrs:

It looks like I will be pulling in only 160 hours per week.:D
I will practically be sitting on my ass for those 8hrs ON THEIR DIME:laugh:

I hope to, in that time, learn the depths of knowledge that await me as a Certfied Cotton Candy in-park distribution appointee© :D

We are probably look at between 50min and 60 min of training + time spent oogling Miss Muppet and her muffins:evil:

As for vacations, I was hard, I was steadfast, and got them to give me an exorbitant 30min


I ROBBED THEM BLIND AND GOT AWAY WITH IT:evil:

TAQUITOS FOR ALL*





* °°°°°°°°°°°°°°YOU ALL ARE BUYING°°°°°°°°°°