cKGunslinger
Lifer
I walked into a pizza shop Saturday night.. had on some cheap, no-name shirt. I was hungry at the time..
"Hey, I'd like a 14" pepperoni please."
"hey, I see you shirt has no name on it - way to fight the corporations, man."
"Umm, ok. About that pizza..."
"no seriously, last night I made some 10-year-old cry because he had a designer shirt on."
"Uhh.. you did what?"
"I totally ragged on this little kid because of the shirt his parents bought him. he looked so awesomely confused when he left here. I turned his little workd upside down, man."
"Let me get this straight. You mean to tell me that your employers pay you to belittle and harass your customers? And you're avoided filling my order so you can brag about it to me, expecting some sort of "Way to go! High-five!" response from me?
"uhhhh"
What was the most remarkable and amusing about this, rather than pointing out how stupid the whole "down with corporate America" fad has been and always will be, is the expression on the dude's face was one of sudden realization that his world was nothing more than a petty and shallow experience, destined to be pvssyless for all eternity. I wish I had a picture of his face with that expression while he contemplated the whole discussion I had with him.
"Hey, I'd like a 14" pepperoni please."
"hey, I see you shirt has no name on it - way to fight the corporations, man."
"Umm, ok. About that pizza..."
"no seriously, last night I made some 10-year-old cry because he had a designer shirt on."
"Uhh.. you did what?"
"I totally ragged on this little kid because of the shirt his parents bought him. he looked so awesomely confused when he left here. I turned his little workd upside down, man."
"Let me get this straight. You mean to tell me that your employers pay you to belittle and harass your customers? And you're avoided filling my order so you can brag about it to me, expecting some sort of "Way to go! High-five!" response from me?
"uhhhh"
What was the most remarkable and amusing about this, rather than pointing out how stupid the whole "down with corporate America" fad has been and always will be, is the expression on the dude's face was one of sudden realization that his world was nothing more than a petty and shallow experience, destined to be pvssyless for all eternity. I wish I had a picture of his face with that expression while he contemplated the whole discussion I had with him.
