IHateMyJob2004
Lifer
Found this elsewhere:
Brain: "Stay with me here champ. We need some headphones, where are those earbuds at?"
Me: "Uh... iPod. They're with the iPod."
Brain: "Excellent. And we left the iPod where?"
Me: "Ummm... gym shorts from yesterday morning."
Brain: "Makes sense. Alright genius, where are the gym shorts?"
Me: "Washing machine."