Oh great and all powerful Anandtech Moderator! I, the lowest of the low; Evadman, humbly ask of you; The Great and All Powerfull; a question.
This insignificant question is, " Can HappyPuppy Have the 'Elite' Title?"
I know this is within your power to grant, because you are one of the All Powerful; The Anandtech Moderators. There is Nothing that you can not do.
I will take no insult if this humble request is not granted, because I am but lowly pond scum on the great forum known as Anandtech. If this lowly request is granted I will hold you; the All Powerfull Anandtech Moderator, in even higher reguard than I do now. Well, if that is possible. I already hold the Great and All Powerful Anandtech Moderators in the highest reguard. I will say this, my reguard for you, Anandtech Moderator will be infinitely high if my humble request is granted.
You, Anandtech Moderator, are the Light, I live in darkness. I prostrate myself before your feet.