Happy Zombie Jesus Weekend

[GodlessAstronomer]

This is the weekend we celebrate the death of Jesus and the rebirth of Zombie Jesus by eating chocolate eggs and worshipping false bunny rabbit idols. Ramen.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Obviously, you're not a golfer...

 

[HAL9000]

Happy Re-animated Jesus Corpse Weekend to you too!.

The Bible, the first Zombie Story!

 

[joesmoke]

braaaaaains...

oh ya dont forget fake plastic grass.

 

[DesiPower]

:biggrin: WIN!

 

[joesmoke]

Obviously, you're not a golfer...

you make a hell of a first post jackie...

 

[BoomerD]

Waidaminit...are youse guys trying to tell me that zombie jezus and the easterly bunny aren't one and the same?



It makes perfect sense when you think about it...zombies are "reborn from the dead," easter eggs are "unborn chickens," chocolate is....well...chocolate.

Perfect sense.

 

[Gibsons]

mmmm

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

ObviousTroll.jpg

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

mmmm

Is it true you only get the during Easter in USA? We have them year-round. Maybe that's your sacrifice to Zombie Jesus. He must be appeased.

 

[ahenkel]

Oh good soon all the candy will be half off.

 

[BoomerD]

mmmm

You like splooge inside your chocolate eggs?

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

You like splooge inside your chocolate eggs?

Only if it's delicious rabbit splooge.

 

[HAL9000]

Is it true you only get the during Easter in USA? We have them year-round. Maybe that's your sacrifice to Zombie Jesus. He must be appeased.

They are seasonal in the UK, but not only at easter...

 

[jonks]

this is unnecessary and rude init? if you're going to be insulting at least be amusing. put some effort into it

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

this is unnecessary and rude init? if you're going to be insulting at least be amusing. put some effort into it

I'm not the one who made up the Zombie Jesus story.

 

[BoomerD]

this is unnecessary and rude init? if you're going to be insulting at least be amusing. put some effort into it

"What a silly thing to celebrate, Easter, I mean Zombie Jesus Day. The above picture describes it better that I could. If you cut out the miracles, the rising from the dead and walking around like a zombie, the story of Jesus is a pretty good story. Not original, but good. How people can be gullible enough to believe that Jesus came back after he died I will never know."

http://americaninfidelblog.wordpress.com/2009/04/12/zombie-jesus-day/

 

[Jeff7]

Oh good soon all the candy will be half off.

Jesus saves!....50% or more!

Waidaminit...are youse guys trying to tell me that zombie jezus and the easterly bunny aren't one and the same?



It makes perfect sense when you think about it...zombies are "reborn from the dead," easter eggs are "unborn chickens," chocolate is....well...chocolate.

Perfect sense.

Jesus died, then became a Hindu in the afterlife, then came back as an egg-laying rabbit.

Perfect sense.

 

[Jeff7]

oops, multipost

 

[jonks]

"What a silly thing to celebrate, Easter, I mean Zombie Jesus Day. The above picture describes it better that I could. If you cut out the miracles, the rising from the dead and walking around like a zombie, the story of Jesus is a pretty good story. Not original, but good. How people can be gullible enough to believe that Jesus came back after he died I will never know."

http://americaninfidelblog.wordpress.com/2009/04/12/zombie-jesus-day/

Thank you!

 

[sandorski]

Oh good soon all the candy will be half off.

this

 

[mmntech]

mmmm

You only get two sweet, sweet months before the government takes them away. :'(
The Mini Eggs are available year round but they pale in comparison.

Maybe we should start marketing chocolate brains to celebrate the resurrection of undead lord...

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

You only get two sweet, sweet months before the government takes them away.

Government? Seriously?

 

[destrekor]

You only get two sweet, sweet months before the government takes them away. :'(
The Mini Eggs are available year round but they pale in comparison.

Maybe we should start marketing chocolate brains to celebrate the resurrection of undead lord...

The government takes away Cadbury eggs?

I never look for them, so I don't know if they are available here year around, but I have a feeling supermarkets and distributors take the effort to rotate products like that.

I know our government has deemed it necessary to keep that sinful Kinder Egg out of the hands of we innocents, but I wasn't aware of any regular candy eggs facing similar issues.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

I know our government has deemed it necessary to keep that sinful Kinder Egg out of the hands of we innocents

Seriously?