HAPPY VALENTINES!!!!

[shortylickens]

 

[highland145]

Shut up. I'm about te get ass raped by the HVAC guy. Mayne would have been more gentle.

 

[NuclearNed]

It's also Mrs Ned's birthday.

 

[highland145]

It's also Mrs Ned's birthday.

Hehe.....pics?

Dang, Ned, a two-fer. Should have gone for the trifecta and married her on the 14th too.

 

[DietDrThunder]

I've been married for 32 years as of today.

 

[snoopy7548]

Remember... diamonds are forever, love is not. Get a prenup and keep the receipt.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Heh, just like you posted in the Hume thread

Best gift I ever got myself: Laser hair removal for the woman.

Sure hun... this is a gift for you...

 

[shortylickens]

https://www2.b3ta.com/i-love-you/

 

[shortylickens]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
if you were my offspring,
I'd vaccinate you!

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Happy birthday Mrs. Ned!

 

[clamum]

I don't get the comic in the OP. I are dumb

 

[shortylickens]

I don't get the comic in the OP. I are dumb

He masturbated.
His hand is his girlfriend.
You smoke after sex with your girlfriend.
His wife walked in on them smoking after sex.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I had 3 valentine cards in my mailbox today.

...from the 2nd grade class of the school in front of my house.

Seriously. LOL.

 

[FeuerFrei]

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[Mayne]

Happy valentines back at you. I think I will be romancing myself tonight...I'm a cheap date, only need cheap american beer. My crotchless underwear is getting some use tonight.

 

[highland145]

..

 

[snoopy7548]

Happy valentines back at you. I think I will be romancing myself tonight...I'm a cheap date, only need cheap american beer. My crotchless underwear is getting some use tonight.

Got a date with Righty Tighty and Lefty Lucy?

 

[Fritzo]

This comic is more like a documentary of my Valentine's Day