HAPPY VALENTINES!!!!

Oct 12, 2009
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Shut up. I'm about te get ass raped by the HVAC guy. Mayne would have been more gentle.:(
 

Cepak

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I've been married for 32 years as of today.
 

snoopy7548

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Remember... diamonds are forever, love is not. Get a prenup and keep the receipt. :p
 
Nov 8, 2012
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Heh, just like you posted in the Hume thread



Best gift I ever got myself: Laser hair removal for the woman.

Sure hun... this is a gift for you...
 
Jul 15, 2003
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
if you were my offspring,
I'd vaccinate you!
 
Feb 13, 2003
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I don't get the comic in the OP. I are dumb
 
Jul 15, 2003
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I don't get the comic in the OP. I are dumb
He masturbated.
His hand is his girlfriend.
You smoke after sex with your girlfriend.
His wife walked in on them smoking after sex.
 
May 24, 2003
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I had 3 valentine cards in my mailbox today.

...from the 2nd grade class of the school in front of my house.

Seriously. LOL.
 

Mayne

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Happy valentines back at you. I think I will be romancing myself tonight...I'm a cheap date, only need cheap american beer. My crotchless underwear is getting some use tonight.
 

snoopy7548

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Happy valentines back at you. I think I will be romancing myself tonight...I'm a cheap date, only need cheap american beer. My crotchless underwear is getting some use tonight.
Got a date with Righty Tighty and Lefty Lucy? ;)
 
Jan 3, 2001
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This comic is more like a documentary of my Valentine's Day :(
 

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