happy talk like a pirate day

Aharami

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hahahah ARRRRRRRRR. thats the coolest keyboard. does that really exist?!!?
 

Optimus

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Y'arrr....

So I wents to see me a pirate movie the other day, but I couldn't get in as it was rated Arrrrrrrrrrr!

Why do pirates love Celine Diion?

Because she has a sunken chest! Arrrrrrrr!


Avast!
 

CommCR

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do you think i can just start talking pirate all by my onezies (sp?), you savvy?
 

BigSmooth

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All I can think of when I read this thread is the Sea Captain (McAllister?) from The Simpsons.

"Arr, this picture will serve me well on those lonely nights at sea."
 

new2AMD

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How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing? A buck an ear!

Why did the pirate go on vacation? He needed some AARRRRGGH and AARRRRGGH!

How did the pirate stop smoking? He used the patch!

Did you hear about the pirate who scored 20,000 points for the Lakers? His name was Kareem Abdul JabAARRRRGGH!

What is piratophobia? Fear of a sunken chest!

What do you call a pirate that skips class? Captain Hooky!

How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg!

What?s a pirate?s second favorite mode of transportation? A cAARRRRGGH! (to which one member of the club replied, ?So, um, what?s a pirate?s first favorite mode of transportation?? ?A ship, duh.?)

What kind of socks does a pirate wear? AARRRRGGHyle!

What has 8 arms and 8 legs? Eight pirates!

A pirate walks into a bar with this enormous steering wheel stuck down his pants. The bartender can?t help but ask, ?What?s with the steering wheel?? ?ARRRRGGH,? the pirate answers, ?it?s drivin? me nuts.?


 
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Originally posted by: BigSmooth
All I can think of when I read this thread is the Sea Captain (McAllister?) from The Simpsons.

"Arr, this picture will serve me well on those lonely nights at sea."

arr, these pornagraphic magazines will keep my crew from homosexuality, for about 15 minutes
 

Crappopotamus

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"What?s a pirate?s second favorite mode of transportation? A cAARRRRGGH! (to which one member of the club replied, ?So, um, what?s a pirate?s first favorite mode of transportation?? ?A ship, duh.?)"
"Did you hear about the pirate who scored 20,000 points for the Lakers? His name was Kareem Abdul JabAARRRRGGH!"

LOL! i actually laughed. heh. ARRRRRRGH!