HAPPY CINCO de MAYO!!

[shortylickens]

Now go out and fuck a pinata!

 

[SSSnail]

Oh, THAT what it was, I thought we were invaded by Mexico when I went outside earlier.

 

[Wordplay]

DETROIT, MI -- A fatal shooting at the 50th annual Cinco de Mayo parade in southwest Detroit about 1 p.m. Sunday left blood in the street and forced the parade to shut down prematurely

Detroit has started it off with a bang

 

[Red Squirrel]

 

[natto fire]

Kraft pandering. They would rather people pay mayo price for their inferior Miracle Whip product. Hellmann's mayo is superior in every way.

Granted, Hellmann doesn't say "mayo" on the front and would not be suitable for the joke, but it is just evidence Kraft really hates mayonnaise as they don't even bother to spell it out.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Happy birthday to me.

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberation_Day_(Netherlands)

And HB, AP.

 

[BoomerD]

Shorty, with your dislike...nay, HATRED, of illegal immigrants, I'm very surprised to see you acknowledge the minor "holiday" celebrating the Mexican army's unlikely victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862.

However, in that dislike...HATRED of illegals, you and I are of fairly like minds.

 

[Kadarin]

If I were Mexican, I might give a fuck. Since I'm not, I don't.

 

[zanejohnson]

i'm deeeeeeeeeeeep in the tequila already.

 

[zanejohnson]

If I were Mexican, I might give a fuck. Since I'm not, I don't.

give me your tears, gypsy.

 

[John Connor]

The only time I visit Taco Bell. LOL

 

[IronWing]

There are times when I too think in terms of driving anyone different from me back to Differentistan. This is one of those times and this is a big reason.

http://www.anheuser-busch.com/s/uploads/Straw-Ber-Rita-8-oz.-can-2013-03-25.jpg

 

[MiniDoom]

Amateur night...

 

[SP33Demon]

i'm deeeeeeeeeeeep in the tequila already.

Interesting, because I'm deeeeeeeep in your mom atm.

Carry on.

 

[mmntech]

So Cinco De Mayo is basically the Mexican St Patrick's Day? An excuse for non Mexicans/Irish to get drunk while pretending to be celebrating another culture.

 

[shortylickens]

Shorty, with your dislike...nay, HATRED, of illegal immigrants, I'm very surprised to see you acknowledge the minor "holiday" celebrating the Mexican army's unlikely victory over French forces at the Battle of Puebla on May 5, 1862.

However, in that dislike...HATRED of illegals, you and I are of fairly like minds.

Theres plenty of legals around here too.

The problem is they mask the criminal invaders. But today I love them all. Its supposed to be fun, we can just ignore the issue for 24 hours.

 

[John Connor]

 

[preslove]

If I were Mexican, I might give a fuck. Since I'm not, I don't.

Mexicans don't give a fuck. Cinco de Mayo is an american holiday when American's drink mexican beer and eat tex mex while mistakenly believing that it's mexican independence day (which is actually september 16th).

 

[rudder]

I was going to go to the Cinco De Drinko party at UC Davis, but it turned out to be racist.

 

[John Connor]

For Tortolero, Cinco de Mayo is a reminder of how many times Mexico has been invaded by other countries.
"This one day, Mexico won the battle," he said.

LMAO! http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2014/05/05/cinco-de-mayo-history-mexico/8713403/

 

[BladeVenom]

Detroit has started it off with a bang

That's almost everyday in Detroit. Detroit averages a murder a day.

 

[UglyCasanova]

Discovered this from one of the links above and I want to try it.

 

[JManInPhoenix]

Mexicans don't give a fuck. Cinco de Mayo is an american holiday when American's drink mexican beer and eat tex mex while mistakenly believing that it's mexican independence day (which is actually september 16th).

I have several Mexican coworkers and they say the same thing.

I will use any excuse to eat some good Mexican food!

 

[halik]

http://www.theonion.com/video/hurri...lMarketing&utm_campaign=LinkPreview:1:Default