Happy Birthday userman!

[SmoochyTX]

To more wrinkles in all the right places,
To more gas at all the right prices,
To more bullets in all the ... wait that's not right....

Happy Birthday! Cheers! :beer::laugh:

 

[Platypus]

i love userman, true story.

 

[Kirby]

Greatest poster on AT

**Have a Big Gulp of Yukon Jack**

 

[xeemzor]

Happy birthday userman!

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Happy Birthday dude :beer:

 

[Nik]

Hope your wife trips on her way to you and drops the cake in your lap. I KNOW you're sitting there naked in your leather chair like you do every night.

 

[imported_LoKe]

We trapped him in the gimp tank.

 

[moshquerade]

Happy Birthday :gift:

 

[markgm]

Originally posted by: LoKe
We trapped him in the gimp tank.

Well done!

Happy birthday, see you in a few hours.

 

[kstu]

hooray userman! :beer::lips:

 

[userman]

First of all, I would like to thank my father for banging my mother more than one score ago.
Second, I would like to thank all of the people that have helped me through my teenage years. Most importantly -- Ross Perot. He taught me that you really can not quit. Even if he did.
The other people that I would like to thank.
RossMAN (The King of all AT members), SmoochyTX (The Queen of Texas) Quasmo (The best $10.00 that I have ever spent), Platypus (I love you), nkgreen (you are the real kirby), Fenixgoon (Sorry about the test), SixOne (HOT), Sealy (HOT), GuideBot (YOU WILD AND CRAZY GUY), Nik (I know that you are still there in spirit) and CommonCourtesy (because of you fucker and the word FUCK I will fucking never post again on AT but then I'll also never fucking bend over and let you ream me the fuck out).
Lastly, to my darling GeekBabe. Sometimes I cry at night when I think of you. Thankfully, I don't think of you that often.
To those of you I forgot to mention by specifically by name, don't feel sad. You just aren't that important.
So many of you have touched my life and you mean the AT to me. To the few I've touched (literally and figuratively), I bid you adieu for now.

Userman.

P.S FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

 

[Jules]

Happy Birthday!!!!

 

[Jules]

By the way get anything good???

 

[Juno]

:beer:

 

[Kirby]

Originally posted by: userman
First of all, I would like to thank my father for banging my mother more than one score ago.
Second, I would like to thank all of the people that have helped me through my teenage years. Most importantly -- Ross Perot. He taught me that you really can not quit. Even if he did.
The other people that I would like to thank.
RossMAN (The King of all AT members), SmoochyTX (The Queen of Texas) Quasmo (The best $10.00 that I have ever spent), Platypus (I love you), nkgreen (you are the real kirby), Fenixgoon (Sorry about the test), SixOne (HOT), Sealy (HOT), GuideBot (YOU WILD AND CRAZY GUY), Nik (I know that you are still there in spirit) and CommonCourtesy (because of you fucker and the word FUCK I will fucking never post again on AT but then I'll also never fucking bend over and let you ream me the fuck out).
Lastly, to my darling GeekBabe. Sometimes I cry at night when I think of you. Thankfully, I don't think of you that often.
To those of you I forgot to mention by specifically by name, don't feel sad. You just aren't that important.
So many of you have touched my life and you mean the AT to me. To the few I've touched (literally and figuratively), I bid you adieu for now.

Userman.

P.S FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

:heart:

 

[SmoochyTX]

Originally posted by: userman
First of all, I would like to thank my father for banging my mother more than one score ago.
Second, I would like to thank all of the people that have helped me through my teenage years. Most importantly -- Ross Perot. He taught me that you really can not quit. Even if he did.
The other people that I would like to thank.
RossMAN (The King of all AT members), SmoochyTX (The Queen of Texas) Quasmo (The best $10.00 that I have ever spent), Platypus (I love you), nkgreen (you are the real kirby), Fenixgoon (Sorry about the test), SixOne (HOT), Sealy (HOT), GuideBot (YOU WILD AND CRAZY GUY), Nik (I know that you are still there in spirit) and CommonCourtesy (because of you fucker and the word FUCK I will fucking never post again on AT but then I'll also never fucking bend over and let you ream me the fuck out).
Lastly, to my darling GeekBabe. Sometimes I cry at night when I think of you. Thankfully, I don't think of you that often.
To those of you I forgot to mention by specifically by name, don't feel sad. You just aren't that important.
So many of you have touched my life and you mean the AT to me. To the few I've touched (literally and figuratively), I bid you adieu for now.

Userman.

P.S FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Queen of Texas? I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry. :laugh:

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: userman
First of all, I would like to thank my father for banging my mother more than one score ago.
Second, I would like to thank all of the people that have helped me through my teenage years. Most importantly -- Ross Perot. He taught me that you really can not quit. Even if he did.
The other people that I would like to thank.
RossMAN (The King of all AT members), SmoochyTX (The Queen of Texas) Quasmo (The best $10.00 that I have ever spent), Platypus (I love you), nkgreen (you are the real kirby), Fenixgoon (Sorry about the test), SixOne (HOT), Sealy (HOT), GuideBot (YOU WILD AND CRAZY GUY), Nik (I know that you are still there in spirit) and CommonCourtesy (because of you fucker and the word FUCK I will fucking never post again on AT but then I'll also never fucking bend over and let you ream me the fuck out).
Lastly, to my darling GeekBabe. Sometimes I cry at night when I think of you. Thankfully, I don't think of you that often.
To those of you I forgot to mention by specifically by name, don't feel sad. You just aren't that important.
So many of you have touched my life and you mean the AT to me. To the few I've touched (literally and figuratively), I bid you adieu for now.

Userman.

P.S FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

No mention of me?

Bastard

Happy Birfday Userman :thumbsup:

 

[Krazy4Real]

I hate userman.

 

[userman]

Originally posted by: Krazy4Real
I hate userman.

Sorry about that. I forgot the ogamers. I love you guys!

 

[Krazy4Real]

Originally posted by: userman

Originally posted by: Krazy4Real
I hate userman.

Sorry about that. I forgot the ogamers. I love you guys!

Ok, I don't hate you anymore.

 

[zinfamous]

Originally posted by: userman
First of all, I would like to thank my father for banging my mother more than one score ago.
Second, I would like to thank all of the people that have helped me through my teenage years. Most importantly -- Ross Perot. He taught me that you really can not quit. Even if he did.
The other people that I would like to thank.
RossMAN (The King of all AT members), SmoochyTX (The Queen of Texas) Quasmo (The best $10.00 that I have ever spent), Platypus (I love you), nkgreen (you are the real kirby), Fenixgoon (Sorry about the test), SixOne (HOT), Sealy (HOT), GuideBot (YOU WILD AND CRAZY GUY), Nik (I know that you are still there in spirit) and CommonCourtesy (because of you fucker and the word FUCK I will fucking never post again on AT but then I'll also never fucking bend over and let you ream me the fuck out).
Lastly, to my darling GeekBabe. Sometimes I cry at night when I think of you. Thankfully, I don't think of you that often.
To those of you I forgot to mention by specifically by name, don't feel sad. You just aren't that important.
So many of you have touched my life and you mean the AT to me. To the few I've touched (literally and figuratively), I bid you adieu for now.

Userman.

P.S FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

one of the best posts I've ever read
:lips: for your birthday

...better not be stingy with the reacharound!

 

[aircooled]

Happy birthday bitch!

 

[TheChort]

Happy birthday you fuck!
:heart:

 

[userman]

Originally posted by: Pliablemoose

Originally posted by: userman
First of all, I would like to thank my father for banging my mother more than one score ago.
Second, I would like to thank all of the people that have helped me through my teenage years. Most importantly -- Ross Perot. He taught me that you really can not quit. Even if he did.
The other people that I would like to thank.
RossMAN (The King of all AT members), SmoochyTX (The Queen of Texas) Quasmo (The best $10.00 that I have ever spent), Platypus (I love you), nkgreen (you are the real kirby), Fenixgoon (Sorry about the test), SixOne (HOT), Sealy (HOT), GuideBot (YOU WILD AND CRAZY GUY), Nik (I know that you are still there in spirit) and CommonCourtesy (because of you fucker and the word FUCK I will fucking never post again on AT but then I'll also never fucking bend over and let you ream me the fuck out).
Lastly, to my darling GeekBabe. Sometimes I cry at night when I think of you. Thankfully, I don't think of you that often.
To those of you I forgot to mention by specifically by name, don't feel sad. You just aren't that important.
So many of you have touched my life and you mean the AT to me. To the few I've touched (literally and figuratively), I bid you adieu for now.

Userman.

P.S FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

No mention of me?

Bastard

Happy Birfday Userman :thumbsup:

Not only was today my birthday. I passed the mantel of man whore of the month on to the new man whore.
Pliablemoose has been chosen as the new man whore for well being a man whore. Keep up the good work. You whore.

 

[Kirby]

I hope his prices are better than yours. :|