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Cartoon Network was playing a lot of Smurf episodes, I almost didn't want to leave my couch. Damn, I miss this Smurf.
Originally posted by: Donnie Darko
First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
Originally posted by: Phoenix86
Papa Smurf > Tupac.
Originally posted by: blazerazor
La La lalaLAla, La La Lalala,.... La La Lalalala.... La lalaLAALAAAA
YES!, I love the smurfs. Crazy old guy who is always brewing up some 'purple' stew and is always looking for little blue people (that no one else can see) and only wants to follow them home to there "village" consisting of houses made of 'Mushrooms'. Oh, YA!
And the cat "azurel" - named after famous witch.
Originally posted by: CVSiN
Originally posted by: Phoenix86
Papa Smurf > Tupac.
any smurf>> tupac
but smurfette was the pimpette... worlds first escort cartoon charater.