Aw shucks everyone

, and LOL!
<I give you the PLATINUM cane to use for any special occasions in the future>
/me takes his cane out of the holster, goes over to the display cabinet, and places his titanium cane beside the gold-plated one Poof gave him previously. He then takes the new PLATINUM cane, carefully holsters it, then swaggers proudly around, looking for something or someone to whack.
<Nya nya! Missed me, you crusty... OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>
WHACK! Hehe, works just fine OhioDude! Gotta get used to the weight and heft of it....
<Me no turns and runs as the cane starts to swing in my direction>
*swiiish* dagnab it, just missed......
Rowdy Ray waves the cane at aiex, "one of these days, dude!"

<Thankfully I have not been smacked by him yet>
whack! There ya go Evadman, just a friendly little whack from me to you. Wouldn't want you to feel left out now, would we?


<*gives RaySun2Be special cane with hidden InstaGib rifle feature* >
Hot dang, I always wanted one of these.

Now if you're not close enough to whack, I can always Instagib ya!

Poof,
What can I say but
Thanks! for the song and the cane!
LOL Danc.
To quote my 14 year old daughter, who tells it like it is,
"You're 45 today? That's only 5 years from 50. Daaang you're old!"
*sigh*