Handicapped Stalls?

[Dingleberries]

Sometimes in public restrooms there will be that stall at the end of the row is twice as large as the others. I think its the handicapped stall and will accomodate a wheelchair. Do you guys ever use that stall? I use it all the time because it is so spacious and i like to stretch out my legs while taking a deuce. I always fear that an actual handicapped person will need to use it while i'm using it, and I would feel like such a huge douchebag. If a cop catches me using the handicapped stall, would he give me a ticket for parking my rear in the handicapped stall?

 

[Ryan]

I use handicapped stalls all the time.

 

[Shawn]

yes, and no.

 

[TheShiz]

doubtful

 

[Looney]

Of course you won't get a ticket for using it. But i don't use it... it's for the handicap. If everybody used it, it would be as dirty as every other stall.

 

[BCskunk]

haha... a cop catching u using the handicap stall...

HAAHHAhahahaha...

hes gona cuff u when ur taking a sh!t

 

[Dingleberries]

Originally posted by: BCskunk
haha... a cop catching u using the handicap stall...

HAAHHAhahahaha...

hes gona cuff u when ur taking a sh!t

Yeah seriously dude that would suck. I hope the cop would have the common courtesy to let you wipe before he takes you downtown.

 

[Crimson]

Its handicap ACCESSIBLE.. which doesn't mean its handicap ONLY... use it and enjoy.

 

[junfan77]

I know many of my friends have had urinating in public tickets, at $200 a clip.

Somehow I don't see it possible a cop giving someone a ticket for using the handicap bathroom, and if they tried i'd probably throw what just came out of my ass at him, so that at least I would give him a good reason for giving me a ticket

 

[Linux23]

no, but your tooshie will fall off for abusing the handicap stall.


serious.

 

[amdskip]

At the store I work at, they never installed the plumbing correctly in the store because the store is too freakin cheap "cough"walmart"cough" to spend more and do it right the first time. The handicapped stall has to be jackhammered all up and totally redone. The store is only 3 years old.

Funny part: The toilet has already been removed and set off to the side to get ready for the construction. Some idiot thought he'd be smart and still use the toilet even though it wasn't hooked up. I have no other details.

 

[Cycad]

haha. My friend used it once at the theater and a handicapped guy was waiting for it. When my friend came out the handicapped guy gave him a dirty look. My friend was just too lazy to go upstairs to use the non-handicapped bathroom, but it doesn't matter.

 

[Yossarian]

ok when I was very young I looked at the door to the bathroom and it had the handicapped sign on it, so I thought it was a bathroom only for handicapped. I ended up waiting unti I got home to go.

 

[crab]

I'd just wait till you were done and run your ass over.

 

[Dingleberries]

Originally posted by: crab
I'd just wait till you were done and run your ass over.

Great, that's all i need now..........having to worry about crabs running me over while I worry about getting crabs sitting in a public stall.

 

[Tetsuo]

No, because I would catch "teh handicap disorder" by sitting on it or touching anything in there

 

[ThisIsMatt]

On another note: One of the bathrooms at my college has a handicapped stall and the flush is a foot pedal mounted on the wall

 

[LeStEr]

Yes I do use them as I like the spacious area as well. Anyways if I ever got caught using it by someone who is really handycapped I would just say the rest of the stalls were full when I got in

 

[monk3y]

I've definately been known to frequent the Handicapped stalls

 

[dman]

depends, but, if the other stalls are in use yes. If the other stalls are nasty or doors busted, etc yes.

Maybe other reasons too, but, generally will try not to use it as a first choice.

 

[Alphazero]

I don't dump in public toilets. Yuck.

 

[gordy]

we have one here @ work, the handles are quite convenient when one is blowing mud after having lunch over at White Castle

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic
Of course you won't get a ticket for using it. But i don't use it... it's for the handicap. If everybody used it, it would be as dirty as every other stall.

Yes, but its not the saem thing as taking a handicapped parking space. If you use a handicapped parking space then you really inconvenience that person as they may have to walk quite a ways to the store now. But if you are occupying a stall, the simply have to wait like every other schmoe while dingleberries does his thing.

 

[cliftonite]

Originally posted by: Dingleberries
Sometimes in public restrooms there will be that stall at the end of the row is twice as large as the others. I think its the handicapped stall and will accomodate a wheelchair. Do you guys ever use that stall? I use it all the time because it is so spacious and i like to stretch out my legs while taking a deuce. I always fear that an actual handicapped person will need to use it while i'm using it, and I would feel like such a huge douchebag. If a cop catches me using the handicapped stall, would he give me a ticket for parking my rear in the handicapped stall?

I use those all the time, because they are cleaner than the other stalls

 

[brunswickite]

this post reminds me of my Freshman dorm, which had a Handicapp stall on the 4th floor, but no elevator in the building