Hand Job $10.00 (A stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

[Brutuskend]

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00

He checks his wallet for the necessary payment, then he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires, with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"Yep, I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

Replies the man, "Well, then, wash your hands because I want a cheese sandwich!"

 

[yobarman]

hahahaha

 

[JackReynolds99]

Good one.

 

[bolomite]

where is this pub? 😀

 

[new2AMD]

simple but effective

 

[ohtwell]

Hahahahahaha!! 😀


: ) Amanda

 

[Lonyo]

😀

 

[illusion88]

Much Better then the other one.

 

[AnyMal]

Oldie but always a goodie

 

[Evadman]

🙂

 

[amdskip]

Originally posted by: Evadman
🙂

 

[bootymac]

hehe 🙂

 

[hellfreeze]

LMAO!

 

[TommyVercetti]

I think the joke goes like this

He asks the waitress "Are you the one who gives Handjobs?"
She says "Yes"
He says "Well then hurry up and wash your hands"
She quickly goes and washes her hands, thinking she is gonna make $10.
She returns and the guy says "Now get me a chicken sandwich"

 

[jonmullen]

🙂

 

[CaseTragedy]

LMAO!
:beer:

 

[Peter D]

:beer:😀

 

[Schadenfroh]

Originally posted by: amdskip

Originally posted by: Evadman
🙂

 

[Howard]

Must you stoop to 5 years ago?

 

[BG4533]

Good, but didnt you or someone else post this here only a month or so ago?

 

[ThePresence]

Nice.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

lol

 

[FrustratedUser]

Hahaha
:beer:

 

[Mucho]

Yea there a reason I come here everyday 😀

 

[Shawn]

hahaha