Halloween mischief

[Amorphus]

No, not egging, or TPing. cliche and stupid. I'd much rather have guiltless pleasure, where I would know my victims would walk away with their pride hurt, and nothing else.

So I was thinking:
I'd sit outside my house with a big tub of candy (Reeses' are VERY popular here... maybe those), and smiling and such. When a kid comes up, I just say "No. Go away," and eat one.

This would have a minimum age of 7-8, though. Wouldn't want to make some poor little kid cry. 🙂

 

[BatmanNate]

When I went trick or treating I was usually armed with a knife, a wrist rocket, or a pellet gun to ward off bag snatchers and other menaces. Be careful. 🙂

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
When I went trick or treating I was usually armed with a knife, a wrist rocket, or a pellet gun to ward off bag snatchers and other menaces. Be careful. 🙂

oh, no worries, I always carry a gun on my ankle, a banana in my pocket, and a BFG in my pants.

 

[minendo]

Go for it so some little kids brother or father can pound the sh!t out of you.

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: Amorphus

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
When I went trick or treating I was usually armed with a knife, a wrist rocket, or a pellet gun to ward off bag snatchers and other menaces. Be careful. 🙂

oh, no worries, I always carry a gun on my ankle, a banana in my pocket, and a BFG in my pants.

Don't do it at home, it on some religious person's (JW) lawn, someone who believes Halloween is the devil's work. Let them get egged the next night.

 

[GroundZero]

give out dead frogs to the kids this year

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: minendo
Go for it so some little kids brother or father can pound the sh!t out of you.

6', 190lbs. Proficient with most blunt objects as weapons. I wanna see em try. 😀

 

[KGB1]

Originally posted by: Amorphus

Originally posted by: minendo
Go for it so some little kids brother or father can pound the sh!t out of you.

6', 190lbs. Proficient with most blunt objects as weapons. I wanna see em try. 😀

HA... I'm packing my paintball gun. Any kids who wanna pelt eggs at me while my garage is open will get a really good whippin'

NYC in October is cold, hehe Frozen paintballs will feel like marbles hitting through those dumb little costumes.

 

[Amorphus]

Originally posted by: KGB

Originally posted by: Amorphus

Originally posted by: minendo
Go for it so some little kids brother or father can pound the sh!t out of you.

6', 190lbs. Proficient with most blunt objects as weapons. I wanna see em try. 😀

HA... I'm packing my paintball gun. Any kids who wanna pelt eggs at me while my garage is open will get a really good whippin'

NYC in October is cold, hehe Frozen paintballs will feel like marbles hitting through those dumb little costumes.

Really now, if that's how they egg, they deserve a whooping. If it's cold, though, you really should go with a supersoaker/gardeon hose (if it can shoot far enough)

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Amorphus

Originally posted by: minendo
Go for it so some little kids brother or father can pound the sh!t out of you.

6', 190lbs. Proficient with most blunt objects as weapons. I wanna see em try. 😀

What you do in the bathroom does not make you 'proficient' with it as a weapon?

 

[TravisT]

I don't people will get their fellings hurt, they'll just consider you a dick. 🙂

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: TravisT
I don't people will get their fellings hurt, they'll just consider you a dick. 🙂

Precisely. I hope you don't like your car's paintjob, windows, headlights, or tires, because they'll all be radically altered in about two week's time. 😛

- M4H

 

[bleeb]

Originally posted by: Amorphus
No, not egging, or TPing. cliche and stupid. I'd much rather have guiltless pleasure, where I would know my victims would walk away with their pride hurt, and nothing else.

So I was thinking:
I'd sit outside my house with a big tub of candy (Reeses' are VERY popular here... maybe those), and smiling and such. When a kid comes up, I just say "No. Go away," and eat one.

This would have a minimum age of 7-8, though. Wouldn't want to make some poor little kid cry. 🙂

No dont' do that... their feelings or pride won't be hurt, but you'll be a DICK.

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: KGB

Originally posted by: Amorphus

Originally posted by: minendo
Go for it so some little kids brother or father can pound the sh!t out of you.

6', 190lbs. Proficient with most blunt objects as weapons. I wanna see em try. 😀

HA... I'm packing my paintball gun. Any kids who wanna pelt eggs at me while my garage is open will get a really good whippin'

NYC in October is cold, hehe Frozen paintballs will feel like marbles hitting through those dumb little costumes.

last year, going out to applebee's after candy duty, some kids drove by and threw a mango at my windshield. i flipped a u-turn (back roads near my house, know the area VERY WELL), i had my friend jd with me. he grabbed a handful of candy he had with him. i caught up with the car, pulled into the opposite facing lane to get next to them, my friend jd grabbed a handful of candy, and pelted them because they had their windows rolled down) they were screaming and everything. i floored, peeling out, fishtailed, everyone at the bus station there was watching the whole ordeal, made the yellow light, got on the freeway and took off. this year, taking no chances. its paintball season for anyone who tries to repeat the mango incident.

 

[sillymofo]

Originally posted by: Amorphus
No, not egging, or TPing. cliche and stupid. I'd much rather have guiltless pleasure, where I would know my victims would walk away with their pride hurt, and nothing else. So I was thinking: I'd sit outside my house with a big tub of candy (Reeses' are VERY popular here... maybe those), and smiling and such. When a kid comes up, I just say "No. Go away," and eat one. This would have a minimum age of 7-8, though. Wouldn't want to make some poor little kid cry. 🙂

I want to see you post pics of your house full of TPs and eggs every where after you pull that trick.

 

[Luagsch]

thinking of halloween

but hey, i'm european... my opinion doesn't count 😛:beer:

 

[squirrel dog]

I would like to walk around the side of my house,coming from the back yard to the front,on stilts,dressed like a monster of some sort.And screaming of course.