shuttleboi
Senior member
I was reading Bill Simmons' column on ESPN.com, and his wife has a little sidebar on the lower-right corner that says that girls typically use Halloween to dress more sluttily than usual. Is this true? If so, why stop with Halloween? Why not make everyday your very own dress-like-a-slut day?
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/061027
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/061027
Me and two friends dressed up like "Deal or No Deal" models for a Halloween party last weekend. We bought silver suitcases and wore black dresses and wigs, although we didn't go super-slutty or anything. Girls always used to use Halloween as an excuse to dress like total sluts. Now you don't need an excuse because it's OK to dress like a slut in any situation. If you plan on dressing like a cat or a nurse this weekend, or if you plan on wearing a push-up bra with a shirt unbuttoned to your navel, just head to a club after the party and nobody will realize you're wearing a costume.