Half Life Crysis?

[Ichinisan]

Age 34

Nothing makes me happy and I think it is because i have played it all. I really think I reached some realization that Half Life 3 will never be released.


Don't want Left 4 Dead. Survival horror games don't matter to me. CoD doesn't matter to me (never has). Ponder things like .... why do game developers lose interest in their franchises before players do? Don't they want to make money?

The happiest people I have encountered/know are mainstream gamers (CoD, Madden).

[edit]
Parody thread

 

[Paratus]

Skyrim?

 

[waffleironhead]

You need some abilify.

 

[manimal]

at least your not a farmville or vampire facebook person. I HATE THOSE PEOPLE>

 

[maddogchen]

Time to waste your life away with candy crush

 

[lxskllr]

You need some ExtremeTuxRacer.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Somewhere deep in the recesses of valve, there are two or three scared and lonely nerds plugging away at the code for HL3. The team once contained many more people, but with each passing year the internet myth grew larger and the stakes much higher, and one by one the weak of will dropped off to work on less hallowed IP. One day they may finish their quest, but will it be too late?

 

[postmortemIA]

In a company like Valve, where people work on what they are interested in, it may never happen...

 

[Howard]

I play CS:GO. The skill cap is extremely high so you can spend the rest of your life playing it if you are aiming to improve.

 

[Rakehellion]

I played Half Life 2. Didn't like it that much.

 

[moonbogg]

Far Cry 4 might interest you. Coming out this month.

 

[postmortemIA]

Have you have played all 3 bio shock games?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Is this a parody thread? It's unusually incoherent for an Ichinisan post. :hmm:

 

[dighn]

funny thing, i couldn't even remember if HL 3 was released or not. had to think about it for a bit. the franchise is dead to me.

 

[Malak]

Switch off and play IRL games.

 

[norseamd]

Age 34

Nothing makes me happy and I think it is because i have played it all. I really think I reached some realization that Half Life 3 will never be released.


Don't want Left 4 Dead. Survival horror games don't matter to me. CoD doesn't matter to me (never has). Ponder things like .... why do game developers lose interest in their franchises before players do? Don't they want to make money?

The happiest people I have encountered/know are mainstream gamers (CoD, Madden).

What do you want? Are you looking for a game to play that is more than just rehashed cheap gameplay?

 

[norseamd]

Skyrim?

Do you know anything about Buzz Aldrin Space Program Manager?

 

[Kaido]

I played Half Life 2. Didn't like it that much.

Same. If I wanted an action game, I'd fire up Far Cry or something. The story & atmosphere in HL1 just really blew me away.

 

[Captante]

Switch off and play IRL games.

http://www.lolhappens.com/37641/reality-worst-game-ever/

 

[CZroe]

Is this a parody thread? It's unusually incoherent for an Ichinisan post. :hmm:

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2406413

Strange that this thread had more legs on its own merit.

 

[Ichinisan]

Is this a parody thread? It's unusually incoherent for an Ichinisan post. :hmm:

Yes. It's a parody.