imported_TylerDurden

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Jump Jump
You should know, you should know that ahhh
Half Life 2 is not having anything today
As we stand there totally Halfed out
We commence to make you

Jump Jump
The Half Life will make you Jump Jump
The Counter Strike will make you Jump Jump
Half Life 2 will make you Jump Jump

Don't try to compare us to another bad little fad
I'm the Mac and I'm bad give you something that you never had
I'll make ya Jump Jump wiggle and shake your rump
Cause I'll be kicking the flavor that makes you wanna Jump
How high? Real high
Cause I'm just so fly
A young loveable, hugable type of guy
And everything is the back with a little slack
And inside-out is wiggida wiggida wack
I come stompin' with somethi' to keep you jumpin
R&B abd bullcrap is what I'm dumpin'
And ain't something about Kris Kross we all that
So when they ask to the rocks they believe that

Jump Jump
The Half Life will make you Jump Jump
The Counter Strike will make you Jump Jump
Half Life 2 will make you Jump Jump
uh huh uh huh
Jump Jump
The Half Life will make you Jump Jump
The Counter Strike will make you Jump Jump
Half Life 2 will make you Jump Jump

I let myself knockin' knockin'
I love it when tha crabs is play jockin' jockin'
The D-A-double D-Y-M-A-C
Ya you know me
I got you jumpin' an' pumpin' an' movin' all around G
In the mix I make ya take a step back

They try to step to the Gordon then they got jacked
To the back you'll be sportin' the gear that's coincidental
And like you knowit so don't be claiming that it's mental

Two lil' scientists with a flow you ain't ever heard
And none faking you can understyand every word
As you listen to my cool school melody
The Daddy makes you J-U-M-P

Jump Jump
The Half Life will make you Jump Jump
The Counter Strike will make you Jump Jump
Half Life 2 will make you Jump Jump
uh huh uh huh
Jump Jump
The Half Life will make you Jump Jump
The Counter Strike will make you Jump Jump
Half Life 2 will make you Jump Jump

Now, the formalities of this and that
Is that Gordon Freeman ain't comin' off wack
And for all ya'll sucks that don't know
Check it out

Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this Go Go
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this Go Go
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this Go Go
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't Go Go
Cause I'm the miggida miggida miggida Mac Daddy
Miggida miggida miggida Mac
Cause I'm the miggida miggida miggida Mac Daddy

I make you wanna
Jump Jump
The Half Life will make you Jump Jump
The Counter Strike will make you Jump Jump
Half Life 2 will make you Jump Jump
uh huh uh huh (repeat 3 more times)
Believe dat
 

warcrow

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I was kinda into it until I realized that it was a song based off of a rap song sang by two 12 yr olds 15 years ago.
 

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Lifer
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I heard Lil Jon is really one of the guys from Kris Kross. Their producer was Jermaine Dupre.
 

VIAN

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I would probably use Wouldn't It Be Nice by Beach Boys for an HL2 song.
 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: TylerDurden
LOL.. I was just messing around at work the other day. Found those lyrics and replaces some words. LOL

really? I could never have guessed.