Half Baked inspired poll

[Martin]

This has got to be the second-best stoner movie out there.

[*]Enhancement Smoker (Jon Steward) - thinks weed makes every activity that much better.
[*]Scavenger (Snoop Dog) - never has week of their own, but as soon as you smoke it, here they come.
[*]You-Should've-Been-There Smoker (Willie Nelson) - they love talking about the old days.
[*]After School Special Smoker - spends all of his allowance on reefer
[*]I'm-40-but-I'm-still-cool Smoker - After school special's dad.
[*]Nana Smoker - smokes to ease up her glaucoma, "and its good for arthritis too!"
[*]I'm-only-creative-if-I-smoke Smoker (Janeane Garofalo) - beleives weed and only weed brings out the artist in her.
[*]MacGyver Smoker (Stephen Baldwin) - very handy to have around. Can make a bong out of an avocado, and ice pick and a snorkel.
[*]Straight Up Pothead (Dave Chapelle et al) - You can spot them by their lack of motivation, mood swings, forgetfulness and low sperm count.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Where's the option for "Make a four course meal out of the kitchen scraps" smoker?



Hmmm... Got some rice, elbow macaroni, cream of chicken, pancake mix... canned tuna never goes bad right?

 

[Baked]

# Straight Up Pothead (Dave Chapelle et al) - You can spot them by their lack of motivation, mood swings, forgetfulness and low sperm count.

Dave Chapelle wishes he is me.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

You-Should've-Been-There Smoker (Willie Nelson) - they love talking about the old days.

I used to make bongs out of a plastic coke bottle, and a ball pen. Matchsticks to burn holes. A candle to drop wax if the hole became too big for the pen's shaft.

 

[scott916]

Put it this way: I'm currently holding an Amsterdam lighter.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Half Baked Ben and Jerrys FTW.

BTW, what's the #1 stoner movie?

 

[anxi80]

"get me a toilet paper roll, a corkscrew and some tin foil."
"we don't have a corkscrew."
"all right. then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel. trust me, bro. i've made bongs with less. hurry up!

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
BTW, what's the #1 stoner movie?

up in smoke

 

[scott916]

Up in Smoke truly is the original... I liked the one where they found the weed that turned people into iguanas when they smoked it, too... Was that Nice Dreams?

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: scott916
Up in Smoke truly is the original... I liked the one where they found the weed that turned people into iguanas when they smoked it, too... Was that Nice Dreams?

yes it was. also a funny one. it also had paul reubens (pee wee herman) as a cokehead named howie hamburger dude.

 

[foghorn67]

Originally posted by: Baked
# Straight Up Pothead (Dave Chapelle et al) - You can spot them by their lack of motivation, mood swings, forgetfulness and low sperm count.

Dave Chapelle wishes he is me.

haha. Living up to your ID.

Is it wrong to love that movie and NOT smoke pot?

 

[scott916]

LOL its only wrong to love that movie if you've never tried pot, not smoke it regularly. Otherwise, you just don't understand. It's like watching a porn without ever being laid... haha

Originally posted by: anxi80

Originally posted by: scott916
Up in Smoke truly is the original... I liked the one where they found the weed that turned people into iguanas when they smoked it, too... Was that Nice Dreams?

yes it was. also a funny one. it also had paul reubens (pee wee herman) as a cokehead named howie hamburger dude.

Yes! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBURRRGERRRR!

oh man... you just made my night... im dying laughing over here.

 

[zerocool84]

Scavenger Smoker