Go to your local barber shop or salon, take one of the pooper scoopers with you. (Make sure pooper scooper is clean and new)
Scoop up all the hair you see on the floor, ignore strange looks from customers and employees.
Now run before the cops/mental hospital doctors show up back to your house. When you get there take a roll of duct tape and make a few loops with the sticky side out. Put loops on top of your head, reach into the bag, grab a handful of whatever color suits you for the day, and stick it.
Benefits:
1. Many men dye their hair when they start to get older, you'll never have to worry about messy chemicals or ruining clothes if your hair starts to turn gray.
2. Never have to deal with a bad haircut again. If you don't like it then just remove it and reach into the bag again.
3. Pick your own color each day! Wanna see if blondes have more fun? Try it out. Then try being a redhead (we get lots o'the lovin too
). Try whichever color you feel like. You're already over 21 so you don't have to worry about puttin on gray hair when you go into a liquor store or bar.
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It's amazing what runs through your mind at 6 in the morning
Scoop up all the hair you see on the floor, ignore strange looks from customers and employees.
Now run before the cops/mental hospital doctors show up back to your house. When you get there take a roll of duct tape and make a few loops with the sticky side out. Put loops on top of your head, reach into the bag, grab a handful of whatever color suits you for the day, and stick it.
Benefits:
1. Many men dye their hair when they start to get older, you'll never have to worry about messy chemicals or ruining clothes if your hair starts to turn gray.
2. Never have to deal with a bad haircut again. If you don't like it then just remove it and reach into the bag again.
3. Pick your own color each day! Wanna see if blondes have more fun? Try it out. Then try being a redhead (we get lots o'the lovin too
). Try whichever color you feel like. You're already over 21 so you don't have to worry about puttin on gray hair when you go into a liquor store or bar....
It's amazing what runs through your mind at 6 in the morning
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