HAIR

[theMan]

first of all, let me say that i'm quite drunk, so you should be impressed with the lack of typos in this post--though i will surely abstain from the use of capital letters.

so, i'm 19 years old, and there's hair growing on me. only... its kinda weird, see. for some reason, the left side of me has more hairs than the right. on my chest, there's a distinct line between left and right, (furry bear chest vs. 14 year old girly boy), my beard is thicker on the left side than the right side, and my left arm is furrier than the right. it's like the difference between jacob and fucking esau, all displayed on one giant hunk of man. this is craziness. one of my friends suggested injecting testosterone into the right side of my body, so i think i'll probably try that. keep in mind, im from god damned winnipeg and its the fucking coldest place on earth.... meaning... hair=necessary for survival.

 

[Terabyte]

:beer:


:bear;

 

[randay]

i love those little frosted cherry pies you can get at 7-11.

 

[theMan]

Originally posted by: randay
i love those little frosted cherry pies you can get at 7-11.

thanks for the tip man, im on top of that shit.

 

[johnjohn320]

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[theMan]

Originally posted by: johnjohn320
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talk about a buzz kill... that was the worst thing i've ever seen. screw you mr. johnson.

 

[Terabyte]

Originally posted by: randay
i love those little frosted cherry pies you can get at 7-11.

Slurpees ftw. I've been waiting for the 711 here to get the new watermelon and strawberry flavor, but all they did was put up the sign for it. bastards.

Oh and the pink sprinkle donuts (from simpsons) are good.

 

[Iron Woode]

woohoo!!!

another hairy Canadian.

soon you will develop the Man-Bear coat to keep you warm. This will happen after your first shedding.

 

[theMan]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
woohoo!!!

another hairy Canadian.

soon you will develop the Man-Bear coat to keep you warm. This will happen after your first shedding.

awwwwwesome. the only thing i'll need then is some sort of sex robot to get me through the winters.

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: theman

Originally posted by: Iron Woode
woohoo!!!

another hairy Canadian.

soon you will develop the Man-Bear coat to keep you warm. This will happen after your first shedding.

awwwwwesome. the only thing i'll need then is some sort of sex robot to get me through the winters.

no need for that: soon you will learn the secrets of hibernation. It involves beer, porn videos and maple syrup. I can't go into any more details without violating Government regulations.

 

[oiprocs]

Originally posted by: Terabyte

Originally posted by: randay
i love those little frosted cherry pies you can get at 7-11.

Slurpees ftw. I've been waiting for the 711 here to get the new watermelon and strawberry flavor, but all they did was put up the sign for it. bastards.

Oh and the pink sprinkle donuts (from simpsons) are good.

Slurpees suck. They never stay cold enough so by the time you finish half of it it's nothing but a liquidy nasty sugary waste of money.

 

[LtPage1]

Originally posted by: themanone of my friends suggested injecting testosterone into the right side of my body, so i think i'll probably try that.

Oh yeah, definitely do that. And make sure you don't talk to a doctor between now and then, either.

 

[Skeeedunt]

Originally posted by: Terabyte
:bear;

:thumbsup:

 

[Kadarin]

Start getting worried if you grow one boob on your right side.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Dude sounds like one of those "I am my own twin" freaks on the Discovery channel! :Q

 

[Colt45]

maybe your hair had a stroke or something

 

[FDF12389]

Originally posted by: theman
first of all, let me say that i'm quite drunk, so you should be impressed with the lack of typos in this post--though i will surely abstain from the use of capital letters.

Your title is all cap fwi.

 

[amdhunter]

Start sleeping on your left side more often.

 

[moshquerade]

you theman now dawg

 

[DrawninwarD]

Originally posted by: theman
one of my friends suggested injecting testosterone into the right side of my body, so i think i'll probably try that.

Yeah that's gonna work.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: DrawninwarD

Originally posted by: theman
one of my friends suggested injecting testosterone into the right side of my body, so i think i'll probably try that.

Yeah that's gonna work.

Psssst, his friend was totally talking about something else.

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
you theman now dawg

lol

 

[polarmystery]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
you theman now dawg

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[lokiju]

Chimerism may occur naturally during pregnancy, when two non-identical twins (even of different sexes) combine in the womb at a very early stage of development, such as that of the blastocyst, to form a single organism. Such an organism is called a tetragametic chimera as it is formed from four gametes ? two eggs and two sperm. As the organism develops, the resulting chimera can come to possess organs that have different sets of chromosomes. For example, the chimera may have a liver composed of cells with one set of chromosom ...

Could explain it.

 

[nakedfrog]

Don't never have to cut it 'cuz it stops by itself.