haiku

[bothered]

fingers glide across
glass found in the shadows, an
oak tree dungeon - black










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ok, you write one.
(5 syllable line,
7 syllable line,
5 syllable line)

 

[GoodRevrnd]

noobs come to AT
posting nonsense, all follow
nef becomes routine

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: GoodRevrnd
noobs come to AT posting nonsense, all follow nef becomes routine

BEST evAr!!!!!!

 

[bothered]

couldn't get nineteen
inch monitor, small cowbells
are all that I see

 

[wicktron]

Haiku De'tat = Aceyalone, Abstract Rude, Mikah 9
Great album!! GET IT!

 

[Luagsch]

GoodRevrnd is damn right,
nef's the answer to come back,
if n00bs posts such threads
:beer:😛

 

[bothered]

dear moderator
can I offer you a beer?
or some chocolates?

---

Chocolates would be
very nice, thank you. Anand
Tech Moderator 🙂

 

[WarmAndSCSI]

poetry sucks - especially haiku

 

[Palek]

I don't like haiku's.
They are way too short I think.
Won't write one for you.

Aaaw, dang.

 

[conjur]

Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return


Three things are certain
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.


Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

 

[Vadatajs]

Bill Gates, you bastard
looks like I've locked up again
control, alt, delete

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Vadatajs
Bill Gates, you bastard
looks like I've locked up again
control, alt, delete

bwahahahaha,
bwahahahahahaha,
bwahahahaha.

 

[MeanMeosh]

girls are like domains
the good ones, always taken
though one can be had

from a strange country
such as .tk or such
(check on shipping though)

 

[MrYogi]

Originally posted by: Vadatajs
Bill Gates, you bastard
looks like I've locked up again
control, alt, delete

:beer:

 

[cjsketchy]

Originally posted by: MrYogi

Originally posted by: Vadatajs
Bill Gates, you bastard
looks like I've locked up again
control, alt, delete

:beer:

:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:
:beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

 

[djheater]

Water reflects Moon
Liked tears upon crushed velvet
A dream Silver black

 

[NathanBWF]

damn you office asst.
animated piece o' crap
i hate you so much

 

[Harvey]

Yesterday, it worked.
Today, an error message.
Ah, Windows happens. 😎

 

[ClueLis]

*snaps fingers*

 

[bothered]

bump for morning crowd
oh wait, its the afternoon
I'm all turned around

 

[notfred]

Fvck you poison oak
You god damned peice of sh!t plant
I fvcking hate you

 

[Sealy]

Geeks on off topic
Posting pics of hot or not
Won't get laid evar

😉🙂

 

[Rob9874]

Haikus should be more than 5, 7, 5. What makes a good haiku is structure. Each line should be independent of itself. Structures can be different, but here's one example. Opening statement, more info, punchline.

I have a problem
Shouldn't have ate that taco
Wish I had T.P.

 

[GoodRevrnd]

Driving home today
The 5 best not be crawling
Violence would ensue

 

[Derango]

Typing code I am
oh no! compiler failure
I must now debug

Crap, kernel panic
Indecipherable text
All is lost, reboot.