Haiku for Vandals

[LeiZaK]

carve penis in car
the fine german craftsmanship
size doesn't matter

 

[CKent]

I robbed LeiZaK's house
Found a dildo collection
Puked and then I left

 

[quakefiend420]

i think this is definitley not a repost

 

[Mucho]

Paint a moustache on the Monalisa

 

[chcarnage]

Come to my city
On may 1st, bricks will be thrown
See true vandalism

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Rocks through a window
Such fun for @sshole children
They all must die soon

 

[kranky]

While tagging a bridge
My foot slipped. I fell and died.
I'd sue if I'd lived.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Rocks through a window
Such fun for @sshole children
They all must die soon

*snap snap snap snap snap*