HAHAHHAHAA....STUPID LAX driver!!

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Croton

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I was at LAX today ....

There was this BIG suburban van w/those towing knobs on the back (i don't konw what they are called, but they look like door knobs on the back of the truck to tow trailers).

THere was also the airport van guy - u know, the van guy who thinks he owns the road and drives CRAZY.

so the suburban was in front of the van. the light turns red. so the suburban stops.

the van is a crazy ass tailgater, and stops RIGHT behind the suburban.

light turns green.

suburban takes off. van gets dragged all around.

hhahaahhaaha

what happened was that the van stopped right ON TOP of the door knob towing thing, and it was being towed around by the suburban. HAHAAHAHAHAHHA

the subruban guy got out of his car, and was visibly pissed.

the van driver gets ON the sururban rear bumper and jumps on it. yeah, like his 130 lb ass would dislodge it.

HAHAHAHAAAHAHAHHHAHHHHAHA

it was the FUNNIEST SH!T!
 
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Jmman

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That is funny!! I hate tailgaters so much...I sometimes feel like slamming on my brakes just to freak them out......:|
 
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Stark

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LAX is a scary place to drive. I wonder how many accidents those airport bus/vans get in each year.
 
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MajesticMoose

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The guy in the van should floor it in reverse. The guy in the suburban should floor in forward. They'd come right apart:) albeit missing some pieces on the van.

m00se
 
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shopbruin

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dude those shuttle drivers are mad.

i flew home for presidents weekend back in february. our shuttle driver picked up about 8 of us from the dorms for like 6pm flights. so its around 4ish and we're all trying to fight LA traffic. so he decides to take city streets.

well that ain't working. they're just as slow. van driver accidentally makes a wrong turn and actually needed to be going in the other direction.

he ducks down an alley thinking that it'll connect back out to the street. guess what, its a dead end. he was doing 40 down this alley and now he almost doesn't have enough room to turn around and drive back out.

we wind up taking some tiny street all the way to... um i forget the street. its a nice residental neighborhood, with a huge supershuttle driving through. speeding. like mad.

it takes us a little over an hour to go to the airport using city streets. there's a street, its called SEPULVEDA, use it.

i had such a headache after that ride.
 
The Stigenator

The Stigenator

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Oct 9, 1999
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actually if I am going to LAX I avoid Sepulveda.
There are other ways of entering the airport, depending on the time and my mood I take different routes.


Edit: story is too funny.:D
 
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yakko

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Apr 18, 2000
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I was hoping you would say the trailer hitch had punctured something. Oh well, still funny.
 
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BigPoppa

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Well, if we want to talk about hitches puncturing stuff...

Before i was even thought of, my dad had a Duster. He had the rear end raised up and he had put a trailer hitch on so he could pull my grandpa's boat. So one day he's driving along and theres two kids in a car behind him, tailin him bad. So my dad just smashes on the brakes, hitch goes right through their grill, tearing up everything. The kids are pissed, but my dad just gets out of his car, and helps em push the car to the side of the road, and drives off.
 
Demon-Xanth

Demon-Xanth

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Solution: pull the reciever pin and let the hitch slide out.

This happened to my friend's truck and a camero. He had a leg buster clutch and didn't even know that he was rear ended, he couldn't even see the camero, until he had to stop for some more people crossing the road and the guy hopped out and ran upto his window. The camero needed a new radiator.
 
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