hahahahah GREAT ebay auction - best Honda Civic ever

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Originally posted by: Actaeon
Originally posted by: Deeko
I searched for 'ebay', 'honda', and 'civic', so if this is a repost, lick my nuts and learn how to make a descriptive title :p

HOTTEST car on the market!

HAHAHAH...

Great link!

I also equipped the civic with a non-functional "roof scoop", like the Mclaren F1 and the Saleen S7. It has to add at least 5hp.

LMAO @ 2nd quote!!!!!!
 

MegaloManiaK

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The car is equipped with a stylish body kit by "suncast" (makers of fine gardening products and decorative edging)


Wow, wonder if my local home depot/high performance racing shop has some of that.

The trashcan exaust pipe is great.

"if racing were outlawed, only outlaws would race"

Duh, really?
 

Deeko

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Read the comments at the bottom, the emails people sent him. Classic.
 

hevnsnt

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LOL

Dear Sir,
We at Garrett Turbo are most honored and happy that you selected our turbo as part of the performance package for this fine racer. We take pride in our product and we believe that our turbos, like this fine racer, are the best in the market. Therefore, we would like to offer you a substantial sum of "sponsorship" money. The only thing we ask is to "Please removed our company sticker from the windshield!"
Thank you
From the Chairman and CEO, Garrett Turbo.
 

Iron Woode

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no one noticed the "Timex Tach"?

Its a clock! This guy so dumb.
 
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Originally posted by: Iron Woode
no one noticed the "Timex Tach"?

Its a clock! This guy so dumb.

Quoted for posterity, because you're about to edit that out when you realize how much of a moron you just made yourself look like. ;)

"Parody"-auction making eBayer: 1
Iron Woode: 0

Note - while it's not technically a parody (he is selling the car) it's definitely a parody of 98% of the ricers for sale.

- M4H
 

hevnsnt

Lifer
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LOL Classic ATOT!!

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
no one noticed the "Timex Tach"?

Its a clock! This guy so dumb.

Quoted for posterity, because you're about to edit that out when you realize how much of a moron you just made yourself look like. ;)

"Parody"-auction making eBayer: 1
Iron Woode: 0

Note - while it's not technically a parody (he is selling the car) it's definitely a parody of 98% of the ricers for sale.

- M4H

 

PowerMacG5

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Originally posted by: hevnsnt
LOL Classic ATOT!!
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Iron Woode no one noticed the "Timex Tach"? Its a clock! This guy so dumb.
Quoted for posterity, because you're about to edit that out when you realize how much of a moron you just made yourself look like. ;) "Parody"-auction making eBayer: 1 Iron Woode: 0 Note - while it's not technically a parody (he is selling the car) it's definitely a parody of 98% of the ricers for sale. - M4H

A little OT hevnsnt, but whatever happened to our venture? We are all at the forum, and you haven't been there telling us what's going on.
 

Rudee

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It doesn't matter how much you rice it out, or how loud your stereo is, a Honda Civic will always be a "chic" car IMHO.
 
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i like this email: ...

This guy really likes the car...

u a f*ck1ng moron. this car is so fugly little piece of shi*attt. You dumbass for even trying to sell it on ebay. take it to the remote field and blow it up.

you'd think people making fun of other's intelligence, would at least have a little bit better grammar.
 

Iron Woode

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Oct 10, 1999
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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
no one noticed the "Timex Tach"?

Its a clock! This guy so dumb.

Quoted for posterity, because you're about to edit that out when you realize how much of a moron you just made yourself look like. ;)

"Parody"-auction making eBayer: 1
Iron Woode: 0

Note - while it's not technically a parody (he is selling the car) it's definitely a parody of 98% of the ricers for sale.

- M4H
I just noted that no one else mentioned it. I thought it was funny. Parody or not this guy is dumb.
 

Deeko

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Jun 16, 2000
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Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
no one noticed the "Timex Tach"?

Its a clock! This guy so dumb.

Quoted for posterity, because you're about to edit that out when you realize how much of a moron you just made yourself look like. ;)

"Parody"-auction making eBayer: 1
Iron Woode: 0

Note - while it's not technically a parody (he is selling the car) it's definitely a parody of 98% of the ricers for sale.

- M4H
I just noted that no one else mentioned it. I thought it was funny. Parody or not this guy is dumb.
Come on, he created a work of art. Look at the wing! LOOK AT THE DANGLING TWEETER!!!!
 

Iron Woode

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Originally posted by: Deeko
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Iron Woode
no one noticed the "Timex Tach"?

Its a clock! This guy so dumb.

Quoted for posterity, because you're about to edit that out when you realize how much of a moron you just made yourself look like. ;)

"Parody"-auction making eBayer: 1
Iron Woode: 0

Note - while it's not technically a parody (he is selling the car) it's definitely a parody of 98% of the ricers for sale.

- M4H
I just noted that no one else mentioned it. I thought it was funny. Parody or not this guy is dumb.
Come on, he created a work of art. Look at the wing! LOOK AT THE DANGLING TWEETER!!!!
Check out the body kit. LOL

 

Iron Woode

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: Rudee
It doesn't matter how much you rice it out, or how loud your stereo is, a Honda Civic will always be a "chic" car IMHO.

:Q

Blasphemy!

- M4H
Are you going to Octoberfest?