Hahaha, this girl is DUMB...

Jugernot

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I was just IMing with a friend and she asks me how to make tuna salad. I tell her and mention something about it being fish, but it doesn't taste like most fish. She says "Errrr.... Tuna isn't fish. What are you smoking?" at this point I'm like WTF? :D

So after a couple of minutes of trying convince her, I showed her some websites and she says she'll never eat tuna again as she "doesn't eat anything coming from the ocean. It's bad for my health!"

So, get this.... her next question is "Ok, how do I make crab salad?" WTF!!!! :D I explain to her that crabs come from the ocean. She then says "Ohhh well, this isn't crab actually, it's imitation crab. It's really good!" So I explain to her that imitation crab is made from a fish named Pollock. Of course, even now she doesn't beleive me.

At this point, I'm just tired of looking this crap up on the net and tell her good night.

How stupid can someone be? :)
 

Aves

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Reminds me of an episode of the MTV Real World/Road Rules challenge.

In one of the challenges they had to bob for pigs feet. One of the girls basically refused to do it because she is jewish and doesn't eat pork. Everyone else slammed her for it because she had been known to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast.

Apparently she didn't know that sausage is a pork product. At the end of the show during the credits the camera man asks:

"What's sausage made of?" she replied with "Beef"
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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Uhm... She doesn't eat anything from the ocean cause it's bad for her health? What does she eat then, considering fish is better for your cholesterol level than for example meat? Tofu?
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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Originally posted by: aves2k
Reminds me of an episode of the MTV Real World/Road Rules challenge.

In one of the challenges they had to bob for pigs feet. One of the girls basically refused to do it because she is jewish and doesn't eat pork. Everyone else slammed her for it because she had been known to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast.

Apparently she didn't know that sausage is a pork product. At the end of the show during the credits the camera man asks:

"What's sausage made of?" she replied with "Beef"

You can get beef sausages too. Depends a bit on where she got em from.
 

Jugernot

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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Uhm... She doesn't eat anything from the ocean cause it's bad for her health? What does she eat then, considering fish is better for your cholesterol level than for example meat? Tofu?

Don't ask me... fish is much better for you nutrionally than red meat or pork.
 

Aves

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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: aves2k
Reminds me of an episode of the MTV Real World/Road Rules challenge.

In one of the challenges they had to bob for pigs feet. One of the girls basically refused to do it because she is jewish and doesn't eat pork. Everyone else slammed her for it because she had been known to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast.

Apparently she didn't know that sausage is a pork product. At the end of the show during the credits the camera man asks:

"What's sausage made of?" she replied with "Beef"

You can get beef sausages too. Depends a bit on where she got em from.

They were from McDonald's.
 

Shockwave

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YOU IDIOT!! You didnt SAVE the convo?! No copy n paste?! Thats like perfect bash.org material man!!

Besides, I'd like to see it to laugh at it too :D
 

Skyclad1uhm1

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Originally posted by: aves2k
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Originally posted by: aves2k
Reminds me of an episode of the MTV Real World/Road Rules challenge.

In one of the challenges they had to bob for pigs feet. One of the girls basically refused to do it because she is jewish and doesn't eat pork. Everyone else slammed her for it because she had been known to eat sausage biscuits for breakfast.

Apparently she didn't know that sausage is a pork product. At the end of the show during the credits the camera man asks:

"What's sausage made of?" she replied with "Beef"

You can get beef sausages too. Depends a bit on where she got em from.

They were from McDonald's.

Then she's safe. Everyone knows McDonalds doesn't use meat in their products :p
 

dighn

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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Uhm... She doesn't eat anything from the ocean cause it's bad for her health? What does she eat then, considering fish is better for your cholesterol level than for example meat? Tofu?

some ppl are allergic to seafood. it can be mere discomfort or could be as serious as life-threatening.

although this girl sounds totally clueless.
 

Mill

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Originally posted by: dighn
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Uhm... She doesn't eat anything from the ocean cause it's bad for her health? What does she eat then, considering fish is better for your cholesterol level than for example meat? Tofu?

some ppl are allergic to seafood. it can be mere discomfort or could be as serious as life-threatening.

although this girl sounds totally clueless.

Shellfish not all seafood products.
 

Mill

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Originally posted by: dighn
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Uhm... She doesn't eat anything from the ocean cause it's bad for her health? What does she eat then, considering fish is better for your cholesterol level than for example meat? Tofu?

some ppl are allergic to seafood. it can be mere discomfort or could be as serious as life-threatening.

although this girl sounds totally clueless.

Shellfish not all seafood products.
 

Shockwave

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Originally posted by: Millennium
Originally posted by: dighn
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Uhm... She doesn't eat anything from the ocean cause it's bad for her health? What does she eat then, considering fish is better for your cholesterol level than for example meat? Tofu?

some ppl are allergic to seafood. it can be mere discomfort or could be as serious as life-threatening.

although this girl sounds totally clueless.

Shellfish not all seafood products.

Gotchya the first time there Chief. :D

Shellfish can also be very toxic if someone is allergic to it. Shellfish = guid! Shellfish = Bad if allergic!
 

dighn

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Originally posted by: Millennium
Originally posted by: dighn
Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
Uhm... She doesn't eat anything from the ocean cause it's bad for her health? What does she eat then, considering fish is better for your cholesterol level than for example meat? Tofu?

some ppl are allergic to seafood. it can be mere discomfort or could be as serious as life-threatening.

although this girl sounds totally clueless.

Shellfish not all seafood products.

there is allergy to just fish as well. i remember getting itchy skin from all kinds of fish (mostly fresh water though) as a kid. even now if i eat salmon i feel like throwing up after a while even if i enjoyed it.

my immune system is just a bit touchy.
 

Dacalo

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That is just pathetic.

How can that girl claim to be selective of food she eats and not know what they are
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