Hahaha, hillarious website about abstinence

[Phokus]

http://www.ironhymen.com/

Looks like it's from the same people who gave us landoverbaptist

I, [MY NAME], hereby pledge:

3. To never do rough stuff like ride horsies or bikes with hard seats, which could break my vagina's freshness seal and make me totally unlovable.

4. To never let tampons violate the sanctity of my hoo-hoo, because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises.

LOLOLOL!

 

[Schadenfreude]

:thumbsup:

 

[aplefka]

Hahaha... is that site some kind of a joke or something?

 

[DaFinn]

Originally posted by: aplefka
Hahaha... is that site some kind of a joke or something?

Uhh, no! They are dead serious!!!

 

[Corporate Thug]

WTF?

 

[Spooner]

"Sex is for fags. Abstinence rulz"

Haha

 

[Ravven]

hahaha, pretty funny.

 

[joecool]

very funny!

 

[eakers]

hahaha i love the url

 

[PricklyPete]

LOL...That gave me a righteously wonderful laugh.

 

[Mookow]

I thought this was going to be technical virgin

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

that is funny stuff!!!!!!

 

[PanzerIV]

LMAO.

 

[BlueWeasel]

:laugh:

Originally posted by: Phokus
http://www.ironhymen.com/

Looks like it's from the same people who gave us landoverbaptist

I, [MY NAME], hereby pledge:

3. To never do rough stuff like ride horsies or bikes with hard seats, which could break my vagina's freshness seal and make me totally unlovable.

4. To never let tampons violate the sanctity of my hoo-hoo, because tampons are really nothing more than thirsty little albino penises.

LOLOLOL!

 

[Koing]

lol the hilarity of it all!

http://www.ironhymen.com/boysprivates.asp

lol @ no 4.

I read somewhere it has 7 calories and if so correct they are SO full of sh!t...

Koing

 

[tec699]

These boys are ugly geeks!

They will never get laid, EVAR! The first kid should layy off the cakes and pies.

Though erotically sensitive just like girl nipples, boy nipples are NOT privates ? yet. But my husband and I are working hard to instill a sense of sexualized body shame so acute, that one day soon boys will learn that their nipples are dirty little things that will get them ? just like you! ? arrested when they strut around topless at Myrtle Beach. America is not some big, old licentious San Tropez and it's time all of you out there realized it!

:disgust:

 

[mobobuff]

Jokesites branching from the infamous whitehouse.org site.

Funny indeed.

 

[radioouman]

If you play your cards right, the revolting little wrinkled purse part of boy privates is something a Christian lady can go throughout her entire life without ever seeing.

..so true.

 

[Kadarin]

Hehe... Someone should point Riprorin from P&N over to that site. He'd think it was for real...

 

[Otaking]

Haha the animated gif on the website rocks. :beer:

 

[neonerd]

:laugh:

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Originally posted by: neonerd
:laugh: