hahaha, great joke i heard today

[Phokus]

A husband gets home from work and excitedly announces to his wife "Honey, I won the lottery jackpot!! Pack your bags!"
The wife, stunned and overcome with joy replies "Oh this is unbelievable! Should I pack for warm or cold weather?!"



The husband replies "I don't care, just get the fvck out!"

 

[iamme]

:laugh:

 

[xXped0thugXx]

haha, thats awesome

 

[dennisjai215]

hahaha good one :thumbsup:

 

[rh71]

old but still teh funnay

 

[ragazzo]

:-o

 

[Aharami]

haha

 

[ggnl]

nice

:beer::laugh::beer:

 

[gigapet]

haha 8/10

 

[vood0g]

LOL

 

[joecool]

good one!

 

[moshquerade]

i heard it the other way around, wife to husband 😛

 

[chowmein]

OP: yea, sounds like a repost but still its all fun and games until it happens to you!

 

[laurenlex]

😛

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: chowmein
OP: yea, sounds like a repost but still its all fun and games until it happens to you!

I wouldn't mind winning the lottery and upgrading my SO with a new and better one 😛

 

[aplefka]

Pretty good.

 

[Quasmo]

Thats GOOD soup!!

 

[Zeeky Boogy Doog]

haha

 

[beyonddc]

um, can't find this one to be funny..

husband won lottery and tell the wife to leave?

Why? So he can re-marry and have a prettier wife?

 

[daniel1113]

Originally posted by: beyonddc
um, can't find this one to be funny..

husband won lottery and tell the wife to leave?

Why? So he can re-marry and have a prettier wife?

WINNAR!

 

[imported_JeReMY]

ahahaha 9/10

 

[Phokus]

Originally posted by: beyonddc
um, can't find this one to be funny..

husband won lottery and tell the wife to leave?

Why? So he can re-marry and have a prettier wife?

Good lord...

No, husband says "Honey, I won the lottery jackpot!! Pack your bags!"

implying that since he won the lottery, they're going on a trip, but what he really meant was

The husband replies "I don't care, just get the fvck out!"

Implying that he wants to leave her... that's the funny part of the joke.

 

[YetioDoom]

:beer: + :beer: = :beer::beer:

 

[nycxandy]

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: / :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[Yax]

Originally posted by: beyonddc
um, can't find this one to be funny..

husband won lottery and tell the wife to leave?

Why? So he can re-marry and have a prettier wife?

You're with the prettiest wife you can afford.