Ugh, there's a WHOLE lot of unfunny captions there. About the only keepers (in my humble opinion) are:
- Learn karate to open doors.
- Do not open the door for radiation, now matter how politely it knocks.
- No Farting in the Ice Fort
- IF YOU ARE HAVING AN ANTI-TERRORIST PARTY, KICK ANYONE OUT WHO IS DOING THE ELECTRIC SLIDE
- Just don't ever go to Texas. EVER
- Tell those terrorists to talk to the hand, cause the face ain't listenin!"