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Hahaha... Craigslist posts own!

Originally posted by: mzkhadir
can someone copy and paste that here

I am blocked by proxy here
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I'm looking for a Caucasian woman in her late 20's (or can pass for late 20's), long brown hair, professional, and attractive to pretend to be my girlfriend for an afternoon. Acting skills a plus!

This will involve lunch with a family member and perhaps a museum or something for a couple of hours a Saturday or Sunday afternoon. It is not an invitation for sex or for an "escort." NO touching, pet names, hand holding, or smooching required!

$500 for the afternoon paid up-front - from 12 noon to about 4 or so. Please send your photo.


THE RESPONSE:

Just tell them you're gay already. You're 35, for crying out loud.

You said:

I'm looking for a Caucasian woman in her late 20's (or can pass for late 20's), long brown hair, professional, and attractive to pretend to be my girlfriend for an afternoon. Acting skills a plus!

This will involve lunch with a family member and perhaps a museum or something for a couple of hours a Saturday or Sunday afternoon. It is not an invitation for sex or for an "escort." NO touching, pet names, hand holding, or smooching required!

$500 for the afternoon paid up-front - from 12 noon to about 4 or so. Please send your photo.


The RESPONSE:

Just tell them you're gay already. You're 35, for crying out loud.






 
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