HAHA... yet another joke thread.... make me feel like a ...

[Turkish]

On a flight from Paris to New York, one of the engines of the plane dies. The pilot announces "Ladies and Gentleman; I don't know why I am making this announcement but we're going to die. We're in the middle of the ocean and we have 30 minutes left."

An extremely hot woman seated at the end of the plane stands up and starts crying; "I am only 25 years old and I'll be dead in 30 minutes. I slept with a bunch of men till today but none of them were able to make me feel like a woman. IS THERE A MAN HERE THAT CAN MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN?"

Of course, everyone is in shock. An extremely handsome man from the front of the plane gets up and says "Yes." He starts walking towards the woman and starts to undo his shirt buttons. As he gets closer and closer, everyone gets more excited.

The man is now next to the woman, so he takes his shirt off with a sexy move and says: "Iron this!".

 

[Gurck]

3/10

 

[brunswickite]

1/10

 

[TheBDB]

groan

 

[Orsorum]

The joke itself is funny when well-told, but you tell stories like George W. Bush.

A hiccuping George W.

 

[Turkish]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
The joke itself is funny when well-told, but you tell stories like George W. Bush.

A hiccuping George W.

copy-paste

lol

 

[Kalvin00]

4/10

 

[cronos]

4/10

 

[naruto1988]

ehhhhhhh...got a chuckle (took some time for it to come out too). 3/10

 

[waggy]

booo!

heh i figured out the punch line. but then again i have heard it a diffrent way.

 

[jadinolf]

-5/10

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
The joke itself is funny when well-told, but you tell stories like George W. Bush.

A hiccuping George W.

BAHAHA!
That's sigable.